Far too many Jakes around here. That sickly sort of green is going to make me nauseous if I see it one more time. Surely an extermination is bound to happen once the population reaches a concerning amount. They are invasive after all.
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A multitude of Dirks is to be expected. It's commonplace for there to be lingering bits of myself across every possible avenue. The Jakes, however? If they grow too big in numbers they have a chance at destroying the government as we know it and turning this place into a mandated shorts state.
I suppose I can leave you for last. I do hold a special place in my heart for you after the events of this morning. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a while and so you have some privileges that other Jakes don't.
Trick question. My height doesn't really matter to you because I'm sure you'll pull out a ridiculous number to undermine my own. You're going to do as you please and I'll have to sit and wait til you're satisfied to make my exit. All I can do is take preventative measures to make sure you don't get your greedy hands on me in the first place. I don't go down without a fight.
Soooo youre short then. Good to know. I will gladly have a little tustle with you! Mostly to avoid brobot who i am incredibly aware is hunting me right this second!
I'd much rather watch you get your ass handed to you by Brobot than expend any energy doing it myself, because I'm sure I would be able to handle you without any issues. It's just more trouble than it's worth. Not much thought goes into catching a meathead off guard as he charges blindly at the enemy, no offense but some sass.
Haha well actually it seems hes honed in on your jake so i think ill still head over. Youd be surprised though. I can be quite clever when i want to be!
Shit. I'm sure he'll be fine. Maybe. I might need to make sure he isn't dead actually.