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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
@tempestousTheophany[TT]

The most loved inanimate object should be the humble throw-pillow. It allows for seating no matter the venue, can suffocate all unwelcome noise, and provides a dainty holder for cherished artifacts. #DeskPosting

Kult: +35
Kull: +30
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.17
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transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@embellishedBookworm[EB]

ngl i am feeling all kinds of implications here.

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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
@tempestousTheophany[TT]

Clean beneath your desk, Jill. She is #Waiting.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
@therapistofThedeep[TT]

I have great fondness for my record player as it sits on my desk, though. While it serves its main function quite well, when it's not being used for that it is another shelf upon which I can set other things.

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A user of established repute
transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@embellishedBookworm[EB]

god that is terrifying. and other things.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
@tempestousTheophany[TT]

How many objects have you precariously balanced on this record player?

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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
@therapistofThedeep[TT]

I currently have: A number of coasters, a 3D print of N'zoth, one of those multiple-in-one tools for cleaning stuff like keyboards and other surfaces, a cup with pens, and a commemorative glass 1/3 filled with malted barley.