the hell it do
you see me sitting in some gilded ass decked out chair
with all my shit hung up on like
expensive people coat racks
uhhhr
mister strider sir
yes yes right away master strider sir
please allow me to take your coat
and conventional weapon of choice
a mighty fine katana of plastic make master strider
i am sure it is most unbreakable indeed
please
allow me to hang it over my mantle and fondle myself fondly
as i recollect all the memories of great times we spent together
in foxholes on hunting trips
why i remember quite fondly
the emu wars
two tours
two
two towers
two tears
dave
its been years
you have to forgive yourself
you couldnt have seen that bird
dave
dave
dave
haha sorry what were we talking about
oh yeah twinks are so not given special treatment sis shut up