← @tipsyGnostalgic

so like real tlak do i need kids 2 b a milf cuz i think it's a state of mind but idk if there's any xperts on tha subject

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I do+n't believe so+, co+nsidering it's theo+retically impo+ssible fo+r me and I kno+w I've been referred to+ as such.

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c das what i mean i don't wanna emulate i wanna ~bbbbb~ :l

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

honestly you could make being a milf a lifestyle without kids but youd have to go all in minivan and all

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hi milf expert here no you dont its a state of mind

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gotta get them mom jeans 2 match these mom genes iykyk

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@criticalChicanery[CC]

|< according to jurisdiction in ord€r to b€ consid€r€d lab€l€d a milf you will n€€d as th€ main r€quisit€ to b€ what in human t€rms is d€scrib€d as "moth€r". th€ lack of this will hav€ you r€ff€r to th€ t€rminology of "cougar"

I guess it depends on which definition you're going by? *Technically* the answer is yes, but I don't really think anyone would object if you didn't.

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

oh youre so right

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

youre literally my genetic mother

u can always count on a davey 2 give u tha technical low down on milfonomics <3 u even when u fumble && call me mom