Attempting to make something to eat for lunch. Keyword being "attempting." I'm not experienced in the art of cooking beyond microwaving some cup noodles, and takeout is getting too expensive nowadays. Wish me luck.
But of course. If my kitchen ends up in flames, you'll all be the first to know. I'll even take a nice little selfie next to the ashy remnants of my house. Thank you, Roxy.
i wouldnt expect anything but in that scenario. try not to burn to death before sendin the pic. and on the off chance u do get the noodles succesfully somehow then make sure to enjoy em thoroughly mmmkayy
so you just gonna ignore my open offer for wingstop like that? cold lil man. cold.
I don't recall you ever offering me anything, big guy. If you'd like to save me some trouble, I won't tell you no, though.
Not all of the general public reads your posts, the fame might be getting to your head. Surprise me. I trust your judgement, and I'm also desperate enough to consume just about anything at the moment.
tell that to all that hate mail i got just this morning. but okay cool sugar free sprite loco lime it is. look out your window.
Trusting your judgement was an error, I see. Maybe the hate mail is warranted if you think that's a suitable drink choice. Let me be grateful, though. Thank you.
just teaching you a lesson on letting someone else dictate your life choices. enjoy kid. #parenting #dadsofchittr #dilfsofchittr

