I'm being kept from working by an evil ai. Killing him. #violence
[Have you considered that he simply wants all your attention?]
Homoerotic tension aside, I'm trying to finish commissions.
[Give him a pet virus to feed and walk and keep him entertained.]
No.
A pet virus sounds like a terrible idea.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Perhaaaaaps you need the break and thats why hes stopping you. Ever gave it some thought dear?
Sigh. Le sign, even. Entirely possible, but a futile attempt.