B33 < pawlright whatd i miss while i was #inthezone B33 < #literalbutchering
Some mild and mostly flippant discourse surrounding #incest and the like. Mostly trolls being confused and Lalondes being cheeky nothing to write home about meow! :3
B33 < RIP to the hatepurrs as usual ig B;33 < hope you had fun jas
Purr purr, I did! Although I mostly was lurking at that point you see I was enjoying a fresh catch of salmon and did not want to get raw fish on my keyboard.
B33 < damn we shouldve coordinated B33 < well idk do you even like venison
Mrrp, venison! Now that takes me back. I only had it a few times before the game and would pass myself little bites because I was the sweetest pussy I had ever seen and decided I would like to have something wild and natural for once nevermind the fact that a wild felis cattus would never hunt a deer but you must forgive me for I was a little child. Anyway I do indeed enjoy venison so we shall have a woodsy feast!
B33 < hit me up tomurrow im way too fuckin bushed to actually cook anyathing rn B33 < also that was so furicking cute to read omg
Well I should hope it was cute to read because it felt very cute to write! :3 :3 :3 Everything I do and say is adorable because look at me. I literally have little pawpads! You wish you had little pawpads. Although your gloves make an excellent substitute so who cares.
B33 < jas i hope you know lording being a real kittycat over me is a truly pawful thing to do to a girlboy like me B33 < anyaways agr33d 500% youre the cutest thing on the planet bar none B33 < moms efurrywhere s33thing beclaws they know their babies cant live up to you
It's truly a shame but it's fine because once the moms get to know me their jealousy melts into something warmer, a fond appreciation for my cute lolcat nature. "I can haz milkies?" I ask of the moms, and the moms either provide me a dish full of milk (yum!) or breasts (yowza! #nsfw) because I am such a good kitty. Anyway I look forward to our dinner tomorrow! I will wear my nicest princess dress and also the silly cone hat of course.