The shower remains, as ever, a sanctum for the mind's most dubious revelations. It is there, mid-lather, mid-existential drift, that I arrived at a truly questionable epiphany: The sudden, unshakable urge to cook ramen not in water, but in carbonara sauce. I cannot yet determine whether this is culinary innovation, or a cry for help.
every hot bitch ive ever known loves to bring a whole can of soda into the shower and drink it
also unrelated but sitting in the shower > standing
ur in luck..... my sources say this is a certified #thing
carbonara styled ramen is a thing i think! sounds really tasty!
Oh, what a profound and stabilizing revelation! Truly, I can rest easy knowing this dubious culinary impulse has been formally recognized as "a certified thing".
This sounds like something that only exists in Diet Coke commercials of the 80s and 90s.
Maybe I should go through with it, so we can all gather around and marvel at my unmatched talent for being awful at cooking. Yes, let us revel together in the miraculous moment I somehow manage to char it beyond all comprehension!
i could help you learn if you want!