okay, quick tips. if you're stranded on an alien planet and you've never cooked anything in your life, how do you food?

"= burn something that used to move. until it is safe. ish. i think. ="

instant noodles

I'll take whatever tone I want, oh prince egbert, what the actual fuck. Okay. You can't kill your own shit probably so make sure you google whatever plants you're eating When and if you do kill something cook it fully. If it's still leaking blood it isn't done.
like someone messed up all the color codes on a wilderness setting. blue leaves, orange water, and other weird stuff.

haveYou tr'edExplor'ng toSee 'fYou canF'nd anyShelter?
this is prosecution of the rich! i always knew i would face discrimination one day for my mad stacks of money. uh, but killing something is a little... intense. like, i only have one pair of scissors and i need to use them for other things too!

You can WASH SCISSORS

uh|n orangeWater?
