as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww
Your kind is why I wear baggy shit and ladies follow suit too
FINALLY. SOMEONE IS SAYING IT.
nothin kills my squiggly like wwhimsy maybe in another life wwhere you are a dour wwench wwith thunder thighs dolorously honkin her clowwn nose in a cornfield but certainly not in this one gam no not in this one
i hate you bloody radioactivve green boogers cod damn larpers dont evven havve a pot a shiny gold doubloons for me to plunge my fist into in a greedy buccaneerin manner wwhile crapulously grabbin my crotch
it must have really hurt your feelings that i pointed out that a tumblr user made this post first, since you came back an hour later still thinking about it. I almost feel bad for you, but then I look back at what you said to me, and instead of feeling bad I'm wondering if you've been some sort of pirate this entire time and that I just haven't noticed