♦ pitied by @terminallyCapri
nothin kills my squiggly like wwhimsy maybe in another life wwhere you are a dour wwench wwith thunder thighs dolorously honkin her clowwn nose in a cornfield but certainly not in this one gam no not in this one
as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww
gamgams here
yknowv i aint easy. it takes a lotta effort to get into my pants. hell, wvomen are telling me all the time its emotionally draining just talking to me. imagine hovw draining it is to sleep wvith me #nsfvw
D --> Which of my iconic techniques would you like to see me perform at fight night
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hold that thought one a the land dwwellin twwats survvivved the grubbucks massacre an is clawwin towward me like the livvin dead
dont knoww wwhat i expected wwell wwhatevver not my circus not my banana howwlers i guess ill see you later wwhen i pop a cap in your ass
ppl doin caste tierlists shoaldnt be surprising noboaty u guys live on the dam planets you kno how it works OBVIFIS)(LY ppl got preferences
i hope it gets stuck
wwho the fuck let the ominous jester out a his enclosure wwhile i wwas in the middle a blastin gutterblood arse at this grubbucks #vviolence
deigned to get on the commoner levvel tonight an ordered a vventi iced caramel macchiato wwith an extra shot a expresso servved in a grande cup wwith a separate cup a ice an three pumps a spit from the hardbody wworkin the counter at grubbucks she wwas appalled by my request wwhich pissed me off so i capped her #grubbucks #violence
moby dicks bloody blowwhole your bang singular is makin me vviolent i gotta go back to grubbucks an cap more lowwbloods just to relievve some tension