INVITED MYSELF OVER TO HOSE HIM DOWN AND MAKE HIM EAT AN ACTUAL FUCKING MEAL. THIS IS PROBABLY THE CLEANEST ANY OF YOU ARE EVER GOING TO SEE HIM. [[OOC: ART BY @CAPTIOUSGESTURES]] HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/04/16/SOLKAT.PNG
moby dicks bloody blowwhole your bang singular is makin me vviolent i gotta go back to grubbucks an cap more lowwbloods just to relievve some tension
IF YOU'RE TALKING TO SOLLUX, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT ON THAT ONE. I'VE CONFISCATED HIS PALMHUSK. IF YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR GANDERBULBS. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR HAIR ADVICE FROM THE GUY WHO'S PREFERRED SILHOUETTE HAS BEEN "SOFT SERVE" FOR SWEEPS.
WELL, IN THAT CASE, SORRY FOR SAYING YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE SHITTY ICE CREAM. I CAN PASS YOUR MESSAGE ALONG, BUT HE'S GOING TO REALIZE I HAVE HIS PALMHUSK AS SOON AS I DO.
ill let it slide cause i got my flippers tied at the moment by some prodigiously clowwny business just let him knoww he owwes me for the nose clams also are you guys hangin out or somethin
hey what the hell d0n't air my business 0ut like that. y0u're g0nna get me in tr0uble.