Final post for the light. 1. Skill-based Matchmaking SGRUB. 2. The Felt members are legally considered property of the Jim Henson Foundation. 3. @handMaid has had me brushing her fangs. 4. My job is still relatively unclear but I do whatever the Boss Lady says. 5. Just learned we're supposed to have Time-Adjacent Powers but all mine does is make you lose a piece of your soul as I cut the string that ties the concept to you out. 6. Loose Gravel is more than enough to stop Doc Scratch. Rumor has it he has to stop and take the time to count each pebble.
Oh man. I missed you, ARGonaut.
Miss you a little less now.
Oh, dangerous. Going from deez nauts to flirting. I might get whiplash.
Mm, such a charmer.
I try, I try. You got~ta be a bit of a cun~ning linguist to make it in the field of whatever it is I do. Silver tongue, platinum fingers, golden horns, cop~per wires, I'm an al~loyed freak and I'm ready to get to work. Hunched over tip tap~ping away on that fre~elancer work from hive grindset, grinding my set while making that dough. Going back and forth in emails, get~ting the exact level of jig~gle physics the client wants just right, I got~ta upsel~l em on the premium packages with packages. Then I just fuck around for a few hours, mes~s with some sliders, then ship it right out, and wham~mo, we're raking it in. #sug~gestive
That's an impressive résumé. I'll keep your application on file.
PUTTING YOU BACK IN YOUR HOLE. UNTIL YOU STOP TELLING ALL OF CHITTR MY BUSINESS.