Obligatory Troll Dictionary Post for the spatter/ing of new humans/ "Ah/ Another human on the troll website/ I'll save you the time of forty posts ask///ing what th///ings are/ If you see a term you're unfamiliar with, then it's probably someth///ing stupid/ BIOLOGY AND THE TROLL BODY abdominal sausages: Guts or intestines aggravation sponge: A very harsh headache acid tract / acid tubes: Stomach or intestines anguish bladder: Organ behind the forehead contain///ing dismay fluid auricular sponge clots: Hear///ing organs bellowsacs: Lungs or breath///ing organs blood pusher: Heart bulge: A general body appendage/ Can refer to someth///ing phallic, a hand, shoulder, back, head, or skull depend///ing on context chagrin tunnel: Anus, or possibly the digestive tract from mouth to anus chitin chunk: Probably a reproductive organ chitinous windhole: Throat digestion bladder: Stomach dismay fluid: Fluid stored in the anguish bladder frond: An appendage, such as a leg, hand, or wrist gallsphincter: Presumably part of a gall bladder ganderbulb: Eyeball gastric evacuation gland: Bowel glance nugget: Eye hear ducts: Hear///ing organs hemospectrum: The spectrum of colors found in troll blood ignorance shaft / ignorance tunnel / ignorance gash: Throat, windpipe, or mouth, particularly when describ///ing someone say///ing someth///ing foolish lobe stem: Part of the brain, similar to a lobe or brain stem lookstubs: Part of the eye, apparently the eyelids lumpsquirt: Someth///ing squirted from a lump meal tunnel: Esophagus nook: A bodily crevice or entrance, such as the anus or throat nub: A lump or protrud///ing body part, such as a shoulder, chest, knee, or short horn nugbone: Head or skull point stump: F///inger porous cranial plates: Part of the skull through which blood flows posture pole: Spine prong: A bodily extension, usually a f///inger or hand protein chute: Esophagus pump biscuit: Heart rumble spheres: Breasts seed flap: Presumably a reproductive orifice shame globes: Presumably sexual organs, possibly analogous to testicles sniffnodes: Olfactory organs sniff nub / sniff tube: Parts of the nose or olfactory system snort barrels: Nostrils spinal crevice: Ass or ass crack spine lump: Part of the head located along the spine, possibly simply the head sponge: Brain squawk blister / squawk gaper: Throat or voice-produc///ing organ squeal pipette: Throat or voice-produc///ing organ strut pod: Foot strut stick: Leg or locomot///ing limb think pan / pan: Brain or head thoratic struts: Ribs thump tortoise: Heart torso pillar: Back or spine wiggler: Larval or infant troll, also used for the young of other species CULTURE AND SOCIETY archeradicator: Alternian military archer arena stickball: Team sport similar to table stickball auditerrorizer: Auditor blastoff device: Rocket blastoff research: Rocket science bookhive: Library breeze blender: Fan capacioniter: Unit of length cavalreaper: Alternian military warrior who uses joust///ing clutchropes: Grappl///ing ropes or hooks cross///ing trestle: Bridge excessive bodily force poetry: Someth///ing similar to Earth slam poetry flaysquad: Group of threshecutioners gamblignant: Deadly marauder with a passion for games of chance grubschool: Preschool or kindergarten hive: House or home hivebatch: Neighborhood or group of hives hive stem: High-rise-like structure with hives constructed along its sides hold pole: Rail///ing killosopher: Philosopher concerned with kill///ing laughsassin / laughssassin: Alternian military combatant who uses trapeze techniques legislacerator: Lawyer and bounty hunter looneyblock: Insane asylum recreational field / recreation sprawl: Park ruffiannihilator: Alternian military warrior known for brute strength schoolhive: School school fed / schoolfed: Educated or "schooled" scienstiff: Scientist or intellectual regarded as humorless or conventional soil perturber: Shovel stemcluster: City composed of hive stems subgrub: Suburb or outly///ing district of a stemcluster subjugglator: Juggalo-like member of Alternia's rul///ing religious or military order subjugglation: Subjugation performed by subjugglators terrologian: Theologian threshecutioner: Alternian military warrior who uses thresh///ing weapons such as sickles thresher: Sharp implement associated with threshecutioners Trollplanet: Alternia, as rendered in the Alternian alphabet FLORA AND FAUNA baabeast: Sheep bark gnomes: Fairies barkbeast / barkfiend: Dog or canine beefgrub: Larva bred for consumption bivalved jewel container / bivalvular sea critter: Oyster or other bivalve buzzbug: Bee cheese critter: Mouse, rat, or similar small rodent cholerbear: Sluggish lusus commonly associated with the teal caste cluckbeast: Chicken or other poultry dangleslug: Squiddle or cephalopod dirt noodle: Worm gobblefiend: Turkey honkbird: Goose hoofbeast: Horse-like animal, sometimes aquatic lusus naturae: Alternian monster species whose members raise young trolls marchbugs: Ants milkbeast: Cow or cattle moobeast: Cow or cattle musclebeast: Large muscular nocturnal creature with humanoid and bestial anatomy nibble vermin: Mouse, rat, or similar chew///ing pest nut creature: Squirrel porkfiend: Pig purrbeast: Cat quackbeast: Duck rainbow drinker: Vampire ripperwasp: Bee-like insect shadow dropper: Undead creature of the daytime shellscuttler: Lobster-like crustacean skyhorse: Fly///ing seahorse-like lusus snake-rodent: Weasel or similar long-bodied rodent-like animal spleenfowl: Loud, unintelligent lusus associated with the teal caste squeakbeast: Rat or mouse st///ingbug: Hornet talonscreecher: Bird trunkbeast / trumpet beast: Elephant tubeflora: Tree woolbeast: Sheep HOUSEHOLD AND FOOD [number] wheel device: Wheeled vehicle or object/ One wheel device means unicycle, four wheel device can mean wheelchair, etc/ ablutionrobe: Bathrobe ablution trap: Bathtub bileslaw: Coleslaw-like food block: Generic word for a room bobblenug: Bobblehead figurine boiled tree blood: Maple syrup or similar sap-based food bulbhuggers: Possible word for a bra buttery exploded kernels: Popcorn churned dairy product: Butter corpse box: Coffin or casket crisprange: Stove Cruel Aid: Kool-Aid-like drink dong shouter: Bell dross coffer: Garbage can escalation zigzags: Stairs extraterraneal land///ing slats: Rooftop balcony-like structures falldown slat: Skateboard fart niblets: Beans flavor disc: Pizza gander precipice: Balcony gland holsters: Possible word for a bra glitter biscuit: Sparkly sticker or award grub: Common Alternian foodstuff, used in dishes such as grubsauce and grubcakes and sometimes in technology grubshed: Small grub-related shed, possibly analogous to a doghouse heft satchels: Possible word for a bra hunger trunk: Fridge or pantry huskloaf: Baked food husktop: Laptop hydration cylinder: Beverage can jut duffels: Possible word for a bra lawnmeal: Picnic lawnr///ing: Yard loaf supplement: Bologna loungeplank: Couch or sofa meal block: Kitchen medicalizer: Wall-mounted heal///ing device nub stilts: High-heeled shoes nutrition cylinder: Can of food nutrition plateau: Plate offal drum: Trash can palmhusk: Mobile phone or handheld computer panlid: Hat protrusion hammocks: Possible word for a bra peal screamer: Bell recuperacoon: Sopor slime-filled sleep///ing pod respiteblock: Bedroom rumpusblock: Recreation or rumpus room scald///ing leaf fluid: Tea scourdray: Mop cart scuttlebuggy: Vehicle/ Can refer to fly///ing, hover///ing, wheeled, or legged vehicles omniscuttlecoach: Large vehicle for transport///ing many trolls, similar to a bus snack mineral: Salt or other mineral season///ing smearspinner: Floor waxer snuggleplane: Blanket spherical fruit str///ing: Grapevine splaysac: Soft chair similar to a beanbag, filled with sopor slime swaychair: Rock///ing chair thermal hull: Refrigerator tobacco flutes: Cigars troll caegar: Coin wheelstops: Brakes wobble rucksack: Possible word for a bra zigzag incline: Stairway EXPRESSIONS AND GRAMMAR "blood beneath the abatoir": "water under the bridge" "bury the thresher": "bury the hatchet" "cloak-and-laser": "cloak-and-dagger" "cold gobblefiend": "cold turkey" "collide-and-scamper": "hit-and-run" columnsnap: Whiplash red distraction fish: Red herr///ing enclosure talons: Quotation marks or f///inger quotes finish crumbs: Sentence-end///ing punctuation, especially periods "grub-fisted": "ham-fisted" hav///ing one's horns handed to them: Hav///ing one's ass handed to them, or be///ing thoroughly defeated "hunt-and-sequester": "hide-and-seek" invertebrother: Fraternal term of affection, possibly religious make one's recuperacoon and wriggle around in its slime: "make one's bed and lie in it" "(not) my container of scald///ing leaf fluid": "(not) my cup of tea" "no need to flip your thinkpan": "no need to flip your lid" "off my swaychair": "off my rocker" "opposable digits in huskloafs": "f///ingers in pies" "r///ings a dong shouter" / "r///ings a peal screamer": "r///ings a bell" "ripperwasp in their jock": "bee in their bonnet" "run-of-the-grain-grinder": "run-of-the-mill" "scrubbed fuchsia": Scrubbed clean or "whitewashed," possibly referr///ing to fuchsia-caste censorship shout pole: Exclamation mark "spill the fart niblets": "spill the beans" "spinn///ing my wheel device": "spinn///ing my wheels" surprise noodle: Question mark tomewriggler: Bookworm "troll caegar a dozen": "dime a dozen" "weakslime": "weaksauce" "when shit hits the breeze blender" / "when shit hits the thresher": "when shit hits the fan" "wild honkbird chase": "wild goose chase" "without a bean in your thinkpan": Empty-headed, unintelligent, or foolish Be warned for #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #biology and whatever else/"
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