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@tempestousTheophany[TT]

My father promised to solve my forthcoming hangover. #TheBladeisMighterthanIbuprofen #HopeHeWillMakeitquick #Don'tLetMeDownAgain

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@terribleTutelary[TT]

I can find something that will put you out for a long, long time. Make you not feel a thing. Have you wake up so comfortable and refreshed.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Bad news, sister. Father figures are just as clueless as motherly ones. All I can advise is drink lots of water, keep a bucket nearby, and when you find it within yourself, order some McDonald's.

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@tempestousTheophany[TT]

The quantity of reliable father figures on this website has skyrocketed.

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But Sister, I cannot endure the long night. The solution must be swift, clean and preferably localized.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

We're tough stock, you and I. You /will/ live through this night, you will be alright. The promise of the golden arches once you wake up will be enough to regenerate you.

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