Some variant of my bro referring to himself as a dilf in my replies after having the audacity to claim that he's "parenting" me by subjecting me to sugar free Sprite. Genuinely so awestricken by this interaction that I feel this deserves its own post.

.tab is good soda and I stand by thiS

well, 7ou have good taste sometimes too
its cool. now that youre following me your thumbs gonna get bruised from hitting that like button so often.
Will be sure to hate all your posts from now on. Just out of spite. Consider it revenge for the poor choice of drink.
thats some petty teen revenge right there. you gonna slam your door next? write about me in a journal? go ahead and hate every post lil man engagement is engagement and youre about to be my best marketing intern. unpaid. like all interns your age i guess. youre like what 15?
word?? my bad man i legit got one of you at a third scale running around my house so my brain just rounds all yall down. yall come off the same assembly line fr. his spite subscriptions are just crayon based for now. anyway congrats on the knees you got like 4 good years left
I'd like this to let you know there's no hard feelings about your mixup, but I'm true to my word.
