first post i better knock this shit out of the park. you ever think about how a horse is just a big lawyer. hear me out. its got the long face the powerful haunches its always standing around a field like it owns the place billing you by the hour just to look at it. nobody has ever seen a horse and a lawyer in the same room. im not saying anything im just asking questions.
What a rip snorter of an observation!!! Although i confess im now genuinely puzzled... if horses are lawyers what does that make zebras? Lawyers in prison?
the stripes are the sentence. every stripe is a year. some of those dudes are never getting out
Good gravy... what did they go down for?
you dont ask a zebra that jake. thats a faux pas or some shit i dont know the social customs of zebras.