I DIP MY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCTS INTO MY CAFFEINATED BROWN SLUDGE FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY! NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE FUEL TO START THE NIGHT! 𓂃✍︎
CONSIDER·THIS· FECAL·=·FVNNY THERE·IT·IS·LITERALLY·THAT·SIMPLE·THIS·IS·SCHOOLFEEDING·LEVEL·SHIT
CONSIDER THAT YOU ARE WRONG AND COMEDY IS SUBJECTIVE! EXCEPT FOR YOUR COMEDY, WHICH SO FAR HAS PROVEN TO BE EXCEEDINGLY UNFUNNY! 𓂃✍︎
COMEDY·IS·COMPLETELY·OBIECTIVE·AND·IT·IS·MY·MOTHERFVCKING·BIRTHRIGHT·TO·DEEM·IT·SO· #OVNAGE·VPON·YE
DID YOU PERHAPS FALL ON YOUR HEAD AS A WRIGGLER? OR MAYBE IT WAS MORE RECENT? 𓂃✍︎
MY·HORNS·ARE·TOO·LARGE·THEY·VOVLD·HAVE·SOFTENED·THE·BLOV·VERE·SVCH·A·THING·TO·HAPPEN· I·SVPPOSE·YOV·CANNOT·RELATE·VITH·YOVR·SHRIMP·HORNS
OH I SEE! LARGE HORNS AND SMALL THOUGHTSPONGE AS OPPOSED TO SMALL HORNS AND LARGE THOUGHTSPONGE! 𓂃✍︎
OH! WHAT’S THAT? I THINK I HEARD THE BUZZING OF SOME MISERABLE LITTLE FLY THAT I WILL NOW BE DISREGARDING! THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THE TOP TEN MOST USELESS CONVERSATIONS I HAVE EVER HAD! 𓂃✍︎