Or is it less tealeaf reading and more Rorschach test?
what i know what boobs look like rose just because i dont spend all day looking at them like you do doesnt mean i dont know what a boob looks like fuck i bet your phone background is a pair of tits isnt it dont lie
It actually isn't. It /has/ boobs, but they're covered by a swimsuit.
still called it it counts
It's this snazzy photo of my girl, taken by @itsDirk
and tell me your eyes dont go straight to those tits first thing every time you open your phone
Don't have to. I get to see the real deal whenever I want. Besides. Isn't she just pretty overall? Do we need to focus on her breasts?
i wasnt gonna call your girl sexy rose we were talking about breasts oh my god that was worse wasnt it goddammit uh ok yes your girlfriend is attractive in the least objectifying way possible this is your fault we were supposed to be talking about looking at boobs in general not who gets their hands on them the most and whose specifically its official you made this weird not me i call unfair tactics ref is flashing the red card or whatever angry refs do when a player plays wrong screw you i can even get this metaphor in line all cause you told me to look at your girlfriends tits
Look, Ma. I'm famous.
i see south america
:D