Char Aznable

@adiosToreador[AT]

i FEEL LIKE i COULD BE A LITTLE SISTER, sOMETIMES,

What the hell? Who turned my suit into a marketable model kit? This is outrageous. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c48cece6c520.png

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

Séfistòkòs Kalii

@dauntLess[DL]

Welcome to the world being a marketable pilot.

↩ @dauntLess[DL]

How is anybody even supposed to fit in such a small cockpit? It's a mockery of my brand I swear to it.

↩ @theredComet[TC]

Séfistòkòs Kalii

@dauntLess[DL]

It is a toy. People buy it because you are famous. They have turned my Atlas variant into an action figure, my face and likeness into dolls to be sold on my homeworld. You are likely the subject to a similar fate. I'm sorry.

#staringatittoolonginthemirror

I wonder if he thinks about the scar I gave him the way I think about the one he gave me. #staringatittoolonginthemirror

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

shit shit shit how do I delete, I didn't mean to post this

Amuro... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e16cdb656868.png

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

What do you want from me? Leave me alone.

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

Feel my presence, Amuro.

↩ @theredComet[TC]

I don't want to.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Never mind. I remembered. I miss him. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c1cf4e786bc.png

Kult: +40

Kull: +45

Total: 85

Ratio: 0.89

Oh my god, with this? Again?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

Oh my God, Amuro it's not you. Why are you so obsessed with me? I have other male rivals, you're not that special.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @theredComet[TC]

Not that. I'm talking about the vague-ing. You aren't cool enough, and I doubt you ever will be. Stop trying.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

But I miss him. What else do you want me to say?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @theredComet[TC]

Keep it to yourself, the less of you, the better.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

I think you're just jealous. Do you want me to vague post about you too, Amuro? Do you feel left out?

↩ @theredComet[TC]

No. I wish you would have died when you fought Haman.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

Harsh...

Sigh. I miss him...

Kult: +45

Kull: +45

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.00

HER*

I MEANT TO SAY HER!!

Char, you aren't cool enough be wistful and mysterious. Don't even try.

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

Please Amuro you have to believe me, I meant to say her. I miss my girlfriend. As if I could have any man I miss enough to post on my social media.

↩ @theredComet[TC]

You posted about me earlier today. Stop lying.

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

As if I could ever miss you. You're always with me.

↩ @theredComet[TC]

wait that sounded very weird. I didn't mean it like that.

↩ @theredComet[TC]

What. What are you even saying?

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

Nothing.

HE WAS NOT ALRIGHT. I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FUCKING BIRD. HOW DARE HE.

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

How could I fall for such a trick... I hate that bird...

Just like you to try and needlessly kill.

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

You have me all wrong Amuro...

I FINALLY CAUGHT HIM. QUICK, I NEED RECIPIES BEFORE HE ESCAPES ME AGAIN!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60f71a7ca86c.png

Kult: +55

Kull: +50

Total: 105

Ratio: 1.10

Oh, wait, he's offering me a coffee. In my favorite mug too. He might be alright...

Is that your son?

@undyingDescendent[UD]

CHICKEN BROTH!!!@!! BOIL HIS ASS!!!! —EMBER💥

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @undyingDescendent[UD]

💥EMBER💥

@undyingDescendent[UD]

OH NVM. —EMBER💥

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

What? Ew, no.

↩ @theredComet[TC]

I don't know, the resemblance is uncanny, the helmet, the mask, the look of cowardice.

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

He is a cheap knockoff. He couldn't even stand Lalah's love.

↩ @theredComet[TC]

And you could?

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

Absolutely. I love everything she ever gave me... Just thinking about it gives me the shivers.

↩ @theredComet[TC]

I don't even want to know.

Am I so wrong for nonstop thinking about the only man who could beat me in a fight? It's not everyday someone can best me. He makes my blood boil.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

If you have something to say, go ahead and say it.

Does anyone know any good chicken recipes? Preferably for a very small bird with maybe not much meat. This is important.

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

Found something you can't handle, Char? Not surprising.

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

I can handle this perfectly well thank you very much.

↩ @originalNewtype[ON]

unless you know any good recipes.