♦ pitied by @thrivingGarland
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Depends on who they are.
mmmmm i wOUldn't say that.
HMPH!!!!
i do lowve me a paper tiger, heh.
THE PRODUCE THAT RESIDES IN MY HIVE WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU OF ALL TROLLS WISHED A MOLDY DEATH UPON THEM!!!! SHAME!!! SHAME!!!!
you’re the 8est flower that has ever 8een
YOU ARE SOOOOOO LYING!!!!! LYING SO HARD THAT YOU ARE LUCKY THAT YOU ARE NOT WEARING PANTS BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE ON FIRE!!!!
YOU ARE SPREADING LIES AND RUMORS ABOUT ME ON CHITTR.COM!!!!!! YOUR LOYALTY AS MY FRIEND WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A SHAM!!!!
i can roleplay as the bee sooooo hard but bees dont pollinate dead fish, novw do they?
YOU STINK
YOU LIE ON MY NAME!!! AND THEN CALL ME A BAD FLOWER!!!! YOU ARE A HATER!!!! YOU ARE MEAN!!!! RUDE EVEN!!!!
I WAS NOT INVOLVED IN THE POLLINATION ROLEPLAY!!! PHILOX IS LYING!!!! #SUGGESTIVE
okay 8ut for real this time cis trolls aren’t even real I don’t know what came over me I am sorry my 8eautiful 8ees and flowers
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!! MY NAME IS BEING SLANDERED!!!!!! I, DEXTRA VUZREI, WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!!!!!
i mean. ive been on the dash. vesi(a and dexter
Im blowing this building up
do the7 know that 7ou're wat(hing them?
NOW WHO IN THEIR RIGHT THINK PAN WOULD ENGAGE IN COITUS IN THE OVAL OFFICE!!!!!! NOT EVEN I, DEXTRA, WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!!!! #NSFW
is someone fuckin in the oval office. once again stealin my brand
yeah the 8ee is pollinating the flower I repeat the 8ee is pollinating the flower
are 7ou just kinda wat(hing them be freak7
THEY CAN DO THIS AT HOME
Wait- What do you mean /she/. I thought this was one of Trollbama's things.
THAT ISNT THE ISSUE
W h a t
In the fallout of #meenahscoup, I decided it was time to step away from politics.
It's times like these where I don't regret my decision of quitting.
ON MU WAY
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like i don't wanna jud6e but of all the thin6s to be roleplayin' like that... a bee 'n' a flower?? all i Can ima6ine is one person just sits there while the other does literally all the work...
WHERE
They’re WHAT ⋆˚࿔
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what
JEEZ I WONDER WHO THIS IS ABOUT
PHILLY THAT IS A LOT OF POTATOES!!! I CAN GROW THE POTATOES FOR YOU!!!
EHEHEHEHE OH PHILLY!!! WE WILL HAVE MOVIE NIGHTS IN THE OVAL OFFICE!!!! AND TROLLBAMA WILL BE THERE!!!!
꧁Hello Chittr! uhm. ivegot a cardhere. In the mail. Alongside this super pretty dress. the card says: Dear Vesica Anelus, It is with an utmost duty to nobility and respect that I hereby invite you to participate in the Felt. It is with great mourning in our hearts, thumpers, and similar organs that we understand you have recently left your friends at 'Team Chud' and we would like to offer to fill the void of loneliness the best we can. Inside, you will find apparel befitting your new position as my 13th addition to the Felt. Going forward in communications between us and yourself, please use your official Felt Title, bestowed by Doc Scratch. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓬 Signed, Dictated, Curated, and Lovingly Sealed by Your Truly, Doc Scratch ((Art by @whetherNet )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f56c322ab80.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1148c352d05a.png꧂
drIvIng is AwesomE and the best shit EvEr. this hEAt is EvIl.
UsuAlly i tell pEoplE it AIn't that bad. bEcausE UsuAlly, it isn't. but holy hell do not cOmE to gUlchscourgE right now. i think i'm ActuAlly cAtchIng sparks and the sun isn't EvEn OUt.
꧁Are you the hero in your own story? I think I might be the bad guy.꧂
No, pretty sure we have to kill that guy. #Violence
He has been lying t(x) y(x)u all. x)
GUESS WHOS HERE THE CHICKEN
NO TO VISIT THE IDIOT KNOCK KNOCK
Such a good little fern, aren't you? Caught on quick.
Forehead only? Damn.
i dont know that person so probably not but maybe and i guess i could get like. mechanical wing's and a mechanical tail. but it wouldnt be the same as having like. real wing's and tail
No.
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET A BAG OF FRITOS IN THIS LAB!!!!??
cant go wrong with my eternal goat snom
What was that...?? I have never put that name in my posts. I do not care for this other swirley glasses individual. I ONLY made a POST because you had to SAY SOMETHING FOOLISH. Which you CONTINUE to do!! HATER BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!!
What was that...?? It is a Philox fact because it is only FACT to PHILOX and NO ONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE IT IS A FAKE FACT. I am NOT looking to clamber for the title of Best Swirley Glasses because that would be a WASTE OF MY VALUABLE TIME. YOU ARE JUST A HATER!!!!!!
What was that...?? I REGRET to inform the GENERAL PUBLIC that SWIRLEY GLASSES have never been exclusive to just ONE MOTHERFUCKER and it is NOT A COMPETITION!!!!!!!!
SIGH...I HATE HOW FINICKY EDITING SOFTWARE CAN BE!!! I HAVE TAKEN OVER FIFTY PICTURES OF MYSELF WITH THE INTENTION OF POSTING THEM HERE!!! BUT I CANNOT SEEM TO PROPERLY EDIT OUT THE BLASTED BURN SCAR THAT I HAVE ON MY CHEST!!!!
she’s fu(king with 7ou, ignore her
Ye★h..... I suppose he'll ★lw★ys be in our pushers.
It's like I c★n still he★r his voice.
:33< i can make one if mew give meow his dna and about 6 meownths
IM SO FILLED WITH GLUCOSE!
I am unsure. I will need to get back to you on this.
NO.
I WOU/D SHARE MY KNOW/EDGE BUT THERESS SSTI// P/ENTY I NEED TO /EARN TOO HEHEHE >83 I// TRY AND FIND THAT SS/UG IN THE MEANTIME THOUGH >83
WAIT SSO DO YOU WANT TO SSEE SS/UGSS OR "SS/UGSS" >8? WOU/D POSST MINE BUT I THINK IT WOU/D BE BESST FOR ME TO CHECK THAT FIRSST >8/
i miss #beetleweek. annd knnytte.
:33< *the mighty huntress makes a face at the clouds* :33< yeah its threatening to rain something furce where i am :33< earth c sucks philox! :33< it pours WATPURR out of the sky instead of acid! :33< WATPURR! :33< the worst substance in the world!!! >:((
:33< waters the worst thing in the world id rathpurr die than get wet! :33< ... well :33< there are some #nsfw clawntexts where id rathprur get wet than die... :33< but meowstly id rathpurr die
OH SO NOW YOU THINK YOU CAN FLIP THE ICEBERG!!!! FAKE FAN!!!! FAKE FAN!!!!!
YOU ARE SO MEAN TO ME!!! YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT BOOST MY KULL SCORE!!!!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE IT WHEN THAT NUMBER GOES UP!!!!!
LIKE MORE OF MY CHITTS!!!
I DID NOTHING!!! I AM INNOCENT!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM BEING BAPPED ONLINE!!!!
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOUR BASELESS LIES!!!!
IT IS GOING TO FLIP!!!! I SAW IT IN A GRUBTUBE VIDEO 4 SWEEPS AGO!!!!!
IT WILL FLIP!!! IT JUST TAKES A WHILE!!!! @BULGECURATOR DEFEND ME FROM THIS SLANDER!!! TELL THEM THAT IT ISN'T TRUE!!!
HAHA!!! I MUTED YOU!!! THEREFORE IT DOES NOT COUNT!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THAT PHILOX IS ON YOUR ADMIN TEAM!!! PRESIDENT YAOIBAMA....
I WAS....EMBARRASSED.....WHY WOULD FILE GARDEN DO THIS TO ME....
Don’t slander my beautiful wife File Garden who only works 40% of the time.
I!!! DEXTER VUZREI!!!! HAVE PERSONAL BEEF WITH FILE GARDEN!!! YESTERDAY!!! I TOLD THE PEOPLE OF CHITTR WHAT DINOSAURS I WOULD TURN THEM INTO!!! AND I PROVIDED IMAGES BY USING FILE GARDEN!!! AT FIRST THE LINKS DID THEIR JOB!!! BUT THEN!!!! THEY BETRAYED ME BY NOT WORKING AFTER A PERIOD OF TIME!!! THUS HUMILIATING ME!!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!
I need to stop "clicking to reveal"
My favorite thing about the block button is that I don't need a reason or anyone's permission to hit it. Baby, I'll block you just because I don't like how the color you're typing in looks on light mode.
* oh please pleasee please preetty pleeeaasee get me some * just any i dont care * if you would be so kind to give me a surplus (which u dont gotta do) i will store it in my hunger block just um * #starving
I think so, I usually keep a healthy stock of ginger and chamomile candies for this exact purpose. my hu8ris knows no 8ounds when it comes to Tasty Snack
:33< well i am a few wipes away furom being 14... :33< so i may nyat be able to shake off a twisted ankle like i could when i was like 9 or 10 :33< so well s33 how it shakes out
too many .... chips...pan ache tummy ache...will 8e passing away shortly
:33< fur a twisted ankle? :33< nah buddy this shitll be betpurr by tomeowrrow night i bet :33< if its nyat... ill let mew know
:33< i fell down a bit ago and kinda hurt myself a bit :33< furst time thats happened in a hot meownite its b33n like sw33ps since ive had an accedent of just missing a step and falling flat on my ass! :33< shit still sucks!
>:)
* can't, got resp9nsabilities to avoid while awake. * besides, i enjoy eating a bit more than sleeping myself. and both are not able to be done at once!
* oouhh * soo #jealous..!!
🌳🌳🌳thank🌿you.🌸i🌸have🌿been🌳hiveless🌿for🌳a🍄few🌿cycles.🌳🌳🌳
theyre alright
//if they kill Chixie in act 3 I will cry big dumb wet tears then probably change my account name to chixiebot or something
hmm... that makes me *vwant* to go for a speedo...
⚗ that is (platoni☾ally) PITIFUL. it still does not EX☾USE poor spell etiquette. you ☾an IMPROVE, even in DEATH, so. do. so.
⚗ i will INFORM your asso☾iates of your avoida🝭le DEMISE, due to a la☾k of spell ETIQUETTE.
🜲 Hello ⚜ll! I did not sleep! ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
New profile picture, love it or hate it either way I plan on keeping it at least for a short while.
·༻𐫱༺· I ssee 🌻 🌻 🌻 T𝒽ank you 🌻 T𝒽e laboratory I wass turned in would ssimply give me blood bagss if I wass being fed 🌻 Or occassionally a nearly dead troll 🌻 ·༻𐫱༺·
Why does drunk me apparently have better game than my sober self, woke up in someone else's bed and I barely remember the night but apparently I pulled someone so, something must be charming about my drunken self. #substances #suggestive
✿ noifm fine laolll
·༻𐫱༺· I'm hoping to get advice from other trollss not jusst goregle ai🌻 How do I make people more comfortable around me🌻
1 4M 4CC3PT1NG W1GS
[|87 :: ; th;nk so, ;t tr;ed munch;n on me earl;er but my su;t ;s t00 hard for ;t's teeth to p;erce. 1m sure ;t w;ll g;ve up eventually lol
[|87 :: Now for those at #meenrad;abeach who last saw me hotbox my deepsea d;v;n su;t and crash ;nto the ocean do not quest;on how 1 have access to ch;tter ;n th;s state. 1 am far t00 baked to tell you how 1 am do;n th;s w;thout short c;rcu;t;n my palm husk as 1 don't th;nk the dollar store plast;c bagg;e ;s actually watert;ght. #substance
i stllhavesomuchtogetthrough.
THANK YOU!!! THEIR HEADBUTTS REALLY HURT BECAUSE THEIR HORNS ARE VERY SHARP!!!! MANY STITCHES WERE DONE!!!! OWIE!!! YEEOUCHIE!!!!! #VIOLENCE
im so hungry holy shit we only have chips and some old room temp pepsi this blows
o-)- hi everyone, im sure a lot of you saw what happened in the stream. but my matesprit isn’t answering my calls or my texts. something is very very wrong. if you see this man please please let me know, please put any sightings or information on #whereisucedesroykie here’s what he looks like, he’s the indigo in the picture and @ultracriticalBalk
o-)- genuinely this live chat is full of the most idiotic trolls on this planet save for like a few. very small few. maybe like 1 or 2. oh my god #ucedestorment
♱ Thou wouldst have been ensnared and cast afar,
♱ Nay! If a grub canst not sustain itself, it meriteth no sustenance.
(\ /) you're making me feel inclined to find a patch to nap on now, heh. it probably wouldn't be all that hard to get to. although maybe it's a bit more enticing now since i didn't exactly... sleep last light.
Nope!
X00< NYOOO X00 X00< *ac grips the side of her hair bang thingies and pulls dramatically* :33< mewre super cute!!! :33< it was not about mew i purromise
truly each 0f us is in this world all by 0urselves. go0d luck.
y e a h i 'm f i n e
It's pretty pathetic honestly lol. 8ut thanks I guess.
I've 8een contempl8ing it recently. 8ut who knows. I was told that my writing was good and to continue with that, which I had no pro8lem doing 8efore when I wasn't tying a newfound worth to it 8ut now........ I can't seem to find the strength. Oh well. I can't 8elieve I ended up ram8ling to a stranger on the we8 a8out this again.
I honestly couldn't care too much a8out life or continuing it. It's not me so why should I care?
Mostly the fear of not having finished or lived up to the potential you imagine and wish you could have.
DID YOU HEAR THAT???? OH....OH NO.....
I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE TO THE PEOPLE OF CHITTR!!!! I BOUGHT AN EVIL RAT OFF OF EBAY!!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXTERS%20EVIL%20RAT.JPG
ТТ]-[aТТ was a less[]n wasn'ТТ iТТ? d[] resТТ, ТТ]-[[]ug]-[ТТ
(\ /) you doing alright there, philox...?
((I should. probably get comfortable asking people for things Scratch could know about their characters lmao. one day I’ll have social skills
Would anyone care if I disappeared?. I need to check the pr optics before I consider faking my death for fraud purposes. Illegal fraud. Against the government. Specifically. I also want emotional validation.
INTYERNET. IS BAD IN THE CAVES. COME HELP
FUUUUUUUUCK
Hey, quest-taker! There used to be four of us but we killed a guy
✿ dude had a daymare i was makin a sandwich and then a huge shadow man with gnarled fingers came after me and grabbed my sammich threw it on the ground and then picked me up and stretched me like taffy before eating ME i woke up cold and sweaty
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!!! THINK THAT THE FIREWORKS WAS A GOOD DESIGN CHOICE!!!! ((OOC NOTE: I HATE THIS))
I ENJOY WATCHING CHIIKAWA A LOT!!! I RELATE A LOT TO MOMONGA!!! BECAUSE I ALSO SCREAM A LOT!!!!
GET AWAY FROM ME!!! GET AWAYYYYYY!!!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/SCREENSHOT%202026-05-19%20195750.PNG
ugh. back from sOmE fUckIng tErriblE buggy work. UsuAlly it's grEAt but hOoooOly shit this girl just did not wAnnA fUckIn work with me. any mOrE dumb bUllshIt hAppEn whIlE i was OUt?
no? the fuck? he's already completely infiltrated your society. you should be worried of him following you in the forest. #nsfw for my name.
oh my gog they fired me the fucking marienites in the board fired me
wa1t... 1s that why that wh1te guy followed me? 😨 bro 1 a1n't gett1ng caught up 1n any more tr1angles, trust...
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i forgot about the pages we might have to cancel tonight i completely forgot to set them up fuuuuuuckkkkkkk
...I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT PAILING SEASON #PAILINGSEASON #SUGGESTIVE
ohthat iS okaydo not worryi gu3SS S3(
iam r3ally r3allyScar3d S3(
ANONYMOUS ASKS!!!: ❤️GUESS WHO, DUMBASS. WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE. YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUCKED, MAN. YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO INDIGOS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. BUT I'M GONNA MAKE THIS ALL FEEL LIKE HIVE. COMPARED TO WHAT I DO WHEN I GET MY HANDS AROUND YOUR BREAKABLE LITTLE PENCIL NECK. YOU HEAR ME, YOU LITTLE OINKBEAST? SQUEAL. YOU'RE GONNA SQUEAL! YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO, TWERPASS! ❤️ MY ANSWER!!!: UHMMMMM!!! IS THIS THE GHOST FROM SAINT PERIGREES PAST??? I ALREADY GAVE CAEGARS TO THE GRUBS IN NEED!!!! AT THIS POINT THEY ARE BEING GREEDY!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@BULGECURATOR ASKED!!!!: WILL YOU BE MY MATESPRIT!!!! MY ANSWER!!!: ME???? ME AS IN I??? I...YES OF COURSE I WILL AGREE TO BE YOUR MATESPRIT!!!! WHY NOT??? ...IWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWON!!!!!! WE ARE SOOOOOO FUCKING BACK!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@THRIVINGGARLAND ASKED!!!!: DID....YOU....PUT YOUR BULGE...IN MY PUMPKINS DEXTER....(E . E ❀) MY ANSWER!!!: ....NO COMMENT UNTIL I GET IN CONTACT WITH MY LAWYER!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING #NSFW
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!!: WOULD YOU?? MY ANSWER!!!: WOULD I WHAT???? SPEAK THE FUCK UP!!?!?!?!? HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
god mOtherfuckIn damn my back hurts
AFTER BEING GIVEN A GENEROUS DONATION OF DAMARA MEGIDO TIME CLONES!!!! I, DEXTER VUZREI, HAVE CONDUCTED MY EXPERIMENTATION ON THE ALTERNATE'S MIND!!!! THIS POST WILL BE MY SUMMARY OF MY FINDINGS!!!!! THOSE THAT WILL READ THIS POST WILL THINK THAT THIS EXPERIMENT IS UTTERLY UNMORAL BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT TIME CLONES ARE PEOPLE TOO YADA YADA!!! AND TO THAT!!! I SAY!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!! TAKE YOUR YADA YADAS AND BLAH BLAHS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!! NOW THE PURPOSE OF THIS EXPERIMENT IS TO STUDY THE BRAIN LENGTHS OF ALTERNATE DIMENSIONAL CLONES AND IF THEY DIFFERENTIATE FROM EACH OTHER!!! THINK OF THIS LIKE THAT ONE "WOULD IT BE MASTURBATION OR SEX IF I FUCKED MY CLONE" THOUGHT EXPERIMENT!!!!! I PUT THE TEST SUBJECTS INTO AN EXAMINATION ROOM WITH A BRAIN PROBING DEVICE HOOKED UP TO THEM!!! THEY WERE NOT IN ANY PAIN!!! IT WAS LIKE WEARING A HELMET!!! THEY WERE THEN MADE TO WATCH ALL 24 SEASONS OF TROLL FAMILY GUY AND AFTER THAT THEY WERE MADE TO WATCH ALL 37 SEASONS OF THE SIMPSONS!!!! LOOKING AT THE BRAIN LENGTH CHART!!! IT SEEMS LIKE THERE WAS A BOOST OF INTEREST IN MOST OF THE DAMRA MEGIDO CLONES' BRAIN ACTIVITY WHEN THEY WERE WATCHING FAMILY GUY!!! WHILE THERE WAS A BOOST IN BRAIN ACTIVITY DURING THE SIMPSONS PORTION!!! A LOT OF THEM SEEM TO AGREE THAT THE SHOW FELL OFF AFTER SEASON 10!!!! EXCEPT FOR ONE DAMRA MEGIDO CLONE!!!! THAT ONE'S BRAIN ACTIVITY KEPT SPIKING UNTIL IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR THE MACHINE TO HANDLE!!!!! THE NEXT PORTION OF THE EXPERIMENT WAS THAT I PUT ALL OF THE CLONES INTO A ROOM WITH TYPE WRITERS!!! ALL OF THE DAMRA MEGIDO CLONES WERE FORCED TO WRITE SOMETHING ON THE TYPE WRITER!!!! MOST OF THEM WROTE ABOUT HOW BORED THEY WERE!!! SOME OF THEM WROTE ABOUT THINGS THAT I CANNOT SAY HERE!!! THERE WAS ONE THAT WROTE EROTICA ABOUT ME WHICH WAS NICE I GUESS!!!! THOUGH THEY WROTE ME A BIT OUT OF CHARACTER!!!! HOWEVER, THE ONE THAT EXPERIENCED EXTREME BRAIN ACTIVITY DURING THE LAST EXPERIMENT JUST WROTE "WHY" OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! WHICH WAS STRANGE!!!! SO I POKED THAT ONE WITH A VERY LONG STICK AND SHE JUST KINDA...STOPPED MOVING??? I THINK SHE DIED!!! EVENTUALLY!!!! I GOT BORED AND ALL OF THE TIME CLONES WERE "LET GO"!!!! THEY WERE ALL GIVEN EXACTLY THREE OREOS AND A JUICE BOX BEFORE BEING "LET GO"!!! AND WHAT DID I FIND OUT AFTER THIS EXPERIMENT?? NOTHING ALL THAT INTERESTING!!! THE CLONES HAVE SIMILAR PERSONALITIES BUT THEY'RE DIFFERENT ENOUGH TO BE INTERESTING!!! #HORROR #HUMAN-EXPERIMENTATION #NSFW #NOTHINGSEXUALHAPPENEDBUTBETTERSAFETHANSORRY #VIOLENCE?
got searious shit to do and i just walked out the gray house and fell in a dam hole
Whoops.
MY SOURDOUGH STARTER IS GONE!!!! WHERE DID IT GO?!?!?!? WHO KIDNAPPED MY SOURDOUGH STARTER?????
O+h I'm so+ sad I missed this
I'm so mad >:(
I WISH THAT THERE WAS A DOCTOR BUT INSTEAD OF TREATING THE BODY THEY TREATED THE BRAIN'S THOUGHTS!!! THAT WOULD BE GREAT!!!!
SINCE WHEN WAS HE INTO BLONDES??? #VAGUEPOST
aeneascaldarium [ac]s computer exploded!
AM I....A HYPOCRITE? NO!!! OF COURSE NOT!!!! I HAVE NO FLAWS.....UNLESS.....NO!!!!
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
TOO BAD CONTENT FARM!!!! GO MAKE A AI GENERATED VIDEO OF POMNI FROM DIGITAL CIRCUS PLAYING ROBLOX OR SOMETHING!!!!!!
YOU WILL NOT TRY TO GET MY #COLLAB CANCELLED! NO!! [⠶]
I WOULD LOVE TO! ALL #COLLABS ARE GOOD #COLLABS. AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GROW A GARDEN. [⠶]
NO PHILLY!!! NEVER PUT YOUR LIKENESS ON ANYWHERE!!!!! NOW YOUR FACE IS GOING TO BE SOLD TO CONTENT FARMS AND THEY ARE GOING TO PUT YOU IN THOSE WEIRD VIDEOS THAT HAVE SPIDER-MAN AND ELSA IN IT!!!!
😔😔😔
oh we've been matesprits this entire fucking time.
okay chittr.ing constituents how do i ask a human "are we matesprits yet" because honestly i can't tell
But also #MYMAN
((what the fuck is happening https://i.postimg.cc/MGnR0rD8/image-2026-05-12-183930272.png
#MANIFESTING #MANIFESTING #MANIFESTING
DOWN TO T)(A FINAL TWO BRO VS. P)(ILOX
https://i.postimg.cc/MpdbmBJt/image-2026-05-12-183658464.png day 5
https://i.postimg.cc/PxNwfvBY/image-2026-05-12-183157413.png instead of taking a short time to grieve for this one. all boys kiss each other a lil bit just for her!!
https://i.postimg.cc/9fYpw9gW/image-2026-05-12-182835115.png so much for #megidomay
BROSEPH NEEDS TO CLUTCH THIS FOR ME
https://i.postimg.cc/xdMZxqsm/image-2026-05-12-182507457.png The Feast #violence 38(
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
https://i.postimg.cc/LX7mtJhb/image-2026-05-12-181627105.png short break to grieve the fallen
https://i.postimg.cc/wBXNbdDF/Opera-Snapshot-2026-05-12-181117-brantsteele-com.png #violence day 2
https://i.postimg.cc/BQ4VhqD2/image-2026-05-12-180559918.png quick pause to grieve
actually yeah... some tall wh1te guy was putt1ng pages all over the woods last n1ght... That's gotta be some k1nda l1tter1ng v1olat1on, r1ght...?
:33 < nyo thank mew! :33 < plants are fur musclebeasts
Don't worry guys keep posted for #neigborhour 2 in the future I'm glad to have you as my neighbors
#neigborhour Is over I'm sorry I failed you all
Please join me #neigborhour
i had to break my invention so a bit bummed.
did i miss #davehour
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WTF. If it can't infect humans then it's NBD to me ig. Maybe I should send out more denpa signals with Yunyun's love to blast away the rabies. /\___/\ ꒰ ˶• ༝ -˶꒱ ./づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊°.~♡︎ ♡︎ ♡︎ ♡︎
I've been bitten by a rabies patient. :(
IIISH .IITT TO LLATE TTO ASK IIF I CCQN HAVE ONE?
✿ f❦r as much beau𖧧y 𖧧here m𖥧gh𖧧 be 𖥧n 𖧧he sea, 𖥧 w𖥧ll f❦rever rema𖥧n landl❦cked. 𖧧he chasms and c❦𖥧ls w𖥧ll shape my rema𖥧ns be𖧧𖧧er ✿
◆I am going to win everyone on this site over◆ ◆This is my character ARC baby◆
༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟 Hello. Welcome to the official Bulge Curator Page. This is a very #NSFW and higher account. I will commonly delve into themes such as #substance, #violence, #cw-selfharm, and many more. This is not even really reaching into the pornographic side of this account. As the Bulge Curator, I do my best to prove psychic readings of bulges to users. While, this is usually entirely guesswork, I have recently opened up the option for users to send in refs or other descriptors if they wanted the reading to be perfectly accurate. I have been trapped on the Pink Moon of Alternia for sweeps, longer than most trolls get to live, and as a result I am not exactly adjusted to society. I often provide too much information, not enough, or don't follow the conversation as it delves into unfamiliar territory. Given my last matesprit was hunted down and culled by trolls on this platform, I will no longer be quadding with the exception of my current kismesis. I am not your friend, I am a utility. Do not conflate my role with anything other than that of complete servitude and function. If you wish to get your bulge read, then send in an application at the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbly6NLeS7p-MQb61x9AdAftQP_unmBPZ8Hg4R1AElPpz7Ew/viewform?usp=header ((Art, in order, done by Sartorially on Tumblr, SpookyPoopet on Discord, and Fat_Refund on Instagram, https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deb6acb1f0e9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f22d7c20ff4c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d2190c3b7e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d166fb3d1e3.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5b002abea6af.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817cd5a910ae.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/038d489745ba.png ༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟
i tthinkk. i aaccidentallyy. kkilledd @bbulgeCuratorr. ::(
@theCodakkeffect#5492 is nice. he lets me be #nothing. I don't want to exist. I don't want you to whiteknight for me. I literally hate being seen. I hate how popular I am now. 20 nights ago, literally only the Empress knew I existed. It should have stayed that way.
My matesprit has called me a wife and woman... maybeiam...hmm....
I LIED!!!! I HAVE MULTIPLE BOMBS READY!!! IF I CANNOT BE HAPPY THEN NO ONE CAN BE ALIVE!!!!!
LIFE IS SO UNFAIR TO ME!!!!
@THRIVINGGARLAND TELL THE CABINET ABOUT MY SKILL SET!!!!
Funny is definitely one way to put it.
What the fuck. #nsfw ? https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/Illustration22.png
fucj yeah it oiwlll
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ohnoitsbadagain.
TEARS!!! TEARS FALL DOWN MY FACE!!!!!! TEARS FALL DOWN MY FACE WHEN...I DON'T GET THE PULVERIZED REMAINS OF THE HIGHBLOOD CEOS THAT IMPLODED IN THAT SUBMERSIBLE!!!!! TEARS!!!! TEEEEARS!!!!!! #POETRY
I FEEL BETRAYED!!!!! HURT!!!! LIKE A GIANT SYRINGE OF SADNESS AND BETRAYAL JUICE WAS INJECTED INTO ME!!!!! WHYYYYY!!! WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME!!!!!!! @ABYSSOPELAGICCONUNDRUM #NOTVAGUEPOSTING
i have a confession to make. Yesterday my moirail wanted me to bring her the skulls of the high blood CEOs that imploded in a submarine. …i had to bring her fake skulls and lied about what they were. The original bones of the CEOs were pulverized in the implosion. Sorry Dex.
I have been slain in Among Us.
but now I cant give a reading! it will be tainted.
spoilers :(
Oh. That's bulge. That's bulge on my timeline. #nsfw