Dirk strider
@timaeusMagicfied
Where movie magic and robotics come together. College student. Gay pride. π³οΈβπ Hope you catch the next movie. ((Picture not mine. By: promilie on DA))
< FUCKING THEM WON'T FIX THEM; ACTUALLY, IT'LL MAKE THEM WORSE, BUT IT'S NOT GONNA STOP ME. >
Thatβs what I want. Man life just fucking sucks right now.
< YOU'RE A FUNNY LIL GUY. >
i have cameras set up all around my apartment dont ask but i keep getting "someone spotted" notifications from my front door and hallway cams and tbh im so fuckin scared to check dude
i mean... he is out of jail now...
dude. i would be hella careful. go to a friends house or sumthing.
real shit man i think im gonna lay low for a bit
debatin if i should start w a single or double #substance
< REASONS TO TRUST ME TO VIVISECT YOU: - I WANT YOU TO LIVE SO YOU COME BACK TO LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN - IT'S HOT - COOL SCARS + STITCHES - COOL EXPERIENCE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT TO YOUR FRIENDS. >
< AND NOW YOU HAVE A COOL SCAR AND PAINKILLERS. >
That I do, though itβs going to take time to heal. Why did you want to do this anyways?
< THE PAINKILLERS SHOULD HELP A LOT. I LIKE CUTTING PEOPLE OPEN AND TOUCHING THEIR ORGANS. >
Oh trust me, theyβre helping. Just never thought I was the type. Honestly it oddly helped. Like Iβve had this pain spot for a while now and I canβt feel the pain there anymore so thanks.
< I'M GLAD THEY HELP! LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY ISSUES HEALING. I'LL FIX YA RIGHT UP. >
< I WOULD HAVE FUCKED YOU WITH YOUR GUTS HANGING OUT IF I HAD BEEN ALLOWED DON'T TEST ME. >
< I DIDN'T GET EXPLICIT CONSENT SO I DIDN'T BOTHER. :o) BUT NOTED >
Well now you have it Hobbs. Iβm still over here having to rest it off. Fuck human bodies dude. Also kinda glad my dad hasnβt seen this. He would kill me.
ii 2lammed my bone bulge iin the car door. #n2fw
Boble
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hell yes
Honestly one of the best pets I ever had was a crow that just demanded to be my bestie. Gave that little shit tons of food, water, and other stuff. Loved that little fucker till he stoped coming home. Gotta let the homie fly where he needs to. Still miss him.
oh my gog im jealous hell yea man bet that lil dude was sweet as one of them taffies you get from a candy store ran by a sweet old lady who calls you sweetheart
Damn right. Best pet I ever had. One time he brought back a hundred dollar bill. Was like βlittle Dudeβ¦ where the fuck did you get this? Did you steal someoneβs money?β Still to this day donβt know but I still have it.
a gift was bestowed apon you that guy was your best fuckin friend man
He was. Hope where ever he is heβs chilling out in the shiniest fucking place he can.
< TRUST EXERCISE, LET ME. CUT YOU OPEN. >
< OKAY, BUT WHAT IF IT WAS A GREAT IDEA? EVER CONSIDER THAT? >
< OF COURSE. I DON'T VIVISECT AND LEAVE A MOTHERFUCKER OPEN. I LIKE STITCHING THINGS SHUT. :o) >
Honestly doesnβt sound like the worst idea. Whatβs your plans with having me open like that? #gore #bodyhorror
< I JUST LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND INSIDE AND TOUCH ALL THE ORGANS. POKE AROUND, HAVE FUN, THEN PUT EVERYTHING BACK. >
< :o)!!! YAY >
< PREFERABLY MY HIVE. LEMME DM YOU. >