♠ hated by @timaeusTamer

DIRK IS MUMBLING ABOUT PONIES.

@TIMAEUSTAMER SHUT THE FUCK UP

I'M GETTING SANDWICHED BY DILFS

He left and I fucking hate what he's become.

Good night, love, be home soon.

Will you cut that shit out? Its one night.

ALRIGHT. FUCK THIS DRAMA. CAN IT BE YEARNING HOURS?

JAKE SENT ME A <3<. MAYBE IF YOU MESSAGED ME MORE THAN ONCE A MONTH YOU COULD FLIRT WITH ME TOO.

TWIRLING MY HAIR AND KICKING MY GROUNDPUSHERS OVER THIS PITCHFLIRTING.

DUMBASS. SHOULD'VE FOUGHT ME INSTEAD.

CUT THAT OUT. NOW. I'M SERIOUS.

JUST GOT A HAIRCUT. IT'S SHORT.

MY GRUB IS THE CUTEST GRUB.

CONGRATULATIONS, THOUGH.

YOU DON'T NEED THAT MANY SLUT.

THREE??????????????????????

WHAT

IT'S HORRIBLE FOR YOU.

IF I CAUGHT YOU SMOKING A CIGARETTE I'D PUT IT OUT ON YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD, DIRK.

FUCK YOU

ILLEGALLY DRIVING RIGHT NOW.

Clown tits... #suggestive

KINKS?? I LIKE BEING CHOKED. I GUESS BREATHPLAY IS THE PROPER TERM. IT'S HOT, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S FROM MY GIRLFRIEND SITTING ON MY RECOGNITION SURFACE.

DIE

GHHRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHBBGGHHHHHH

dude i’d hate to be 5’3 im like so fucking sorry

I'LL BITE YOU

JAAAKEEEEE

HOT

Don't make daddy angry, sweetheart.

Yeah, they tend to have those.

YEAH. IT WAS FUN.

YEAH I FUCKING SAW YOU ON STEAM.

I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH. ANYWAY. NEW PROFILE PICTURE. @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD

SIGHS AND LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW. TWO HOT OLDER MEN ARE INTO ME. SWOONS.

BYE.

Mom.
🐴🎀✨✨✨✨✨✨✨❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💓💓💓💝💝💘💘💘💝💗💗💗💗💗💕💕💕💕😁😁😁😁😁

I WANT TO PLAY.

LET'S BE REAL HERE. WELL, AT LEAST I WILL BE. A GOOD MAJORITY OF THIS WEBSITE REFUSES TO DISPLAY ANY MINUSCULE AMOUNT OF HONESTY, OR EVEN WORSE, THEY DISPLAY FAR TOO MUCH. YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GETS ME GOING? WHAT METAPHORICALLY STROKES MY BULGE? LOVE. ROMANCE. THE OPTIMAL APPROACH TO GETTING SOME OF MY NOOK IS BRINGING ME A BOUQUET OF ROSES AND OPENING THE CAR DOOR FOR ME. I HAVE THE HIGHEST OF EXPECTATIONS, OKAY? I'M A WHORE BUT NOT A CHEAP ONE.

GO AWAY

SALIVATING AT THE THOUGHT OF HER BULGE RIGHT NOW.

Liar.

no one believing this little bro

NOT YET.

SURE.

BLAME @KARMADAGGER FOR MANIPULATING ME INTO PURCHASING SUCH A HEINOUS THING. MEOW. I FUCKING GUESS.


