Okay, let me break this down for a second. Play-by-play of why there is no “DirkDave” or “DaveDirk” going on here, pitch or otherwise. First off, I would rather do things that would require some very violent tags than do that. For several reasons, including but not limited to familial ties, as bizarre a dynamic as they may be on account of timeline bullshit. Second off, he pissed me off because he was being a grade-A dick at the time. Me getting angry at him for doing the same shit I have gratuitously dealt with for the last twelve hours does not, in fact, equal anything romantic. And, oh, yeah, I’d rather eat glass than have that with him. Dunno if you remember that from a paragraph ago. Third, why the actual fuck would any of you want to see a relationship as unhealthy as that would be. It would be a gratuitous and frankly ugly butchering of blackrom. I cannot begin to express all the reasons it would be inherently, insanely, and nightmarishly fucked up without this getting longer than it already is when most of you seem to have attention spans that last exactly long enough to eat a pack of Reese’s cups, meaning a ton of you won’t read this far anyways. #incest because it is, in fact, related to incest.
They just want to see blonde boys kiss rough. It's the weeaboo culture.
Alt-loving does surpass whatever fuckery was happening by a milestone. Making the masses wait is also a prime slapback. Do it after the undercut.