His #ModestHalfDozen will never be my #SevenEarthlyInches (of #SequencedBinary). #BulgeCurator #NSFW @timaeusTestified#0414
His #Nothing will never be my #Something (of real #FleshAndBlood). One of us here has the means to be a player in the game, and it ain't the one stuck in the SmartToilet.
I've been described as attentive. You've been described as controlling. Spot the difference. #ItsTheThousandsOfEvilSlitheringBeastsInsideYourSack #NSFW
Way to announce your status as an envious eunuch for everyone to see.
Not what I'm called. I'm literally glasses. \></
You're literally glasses, yet tryna act as if you have a place at the table anyway.
Does the Muppeteer not have place at the Muppet Show? Does the cameraman not have a place in the credits? My "place" may be extradiegetic and invisible, but that does not make it any less vital. Also, #SevenEarthlyInches #DieMadAboutIt #NSFW.