Remember to tune in to tonight's episode of Rumble for the halftime auction. All items sold are genuine, certifiable (former) possessions of my cohost. Bet your dollars and get your grubby hands on clothing, weapons, and other cherished knickknacks for whatever dubious purposes you hold. Proceeds will be donated to the charity for Consorts Without Grillz.
r ur fellow creators still banned from the auctions for the sake of the "item return stakes" orrrrr
We've expanded the catalog for this event given how quickly they've sold out in the past. Creators are now allowed to place bids, but are limited to one item for the sake of fairness to the rest of the audience. There's no strict rule against bidding impossibly high so as to deny other bidders a fair shot, but it is frowned upon. A frown and slow shake command will be flashed on Jake's teleprompter. You've been warned.
SIGHHHHH FINE @golgothasTerror lmk if theres a thing u RLY need saved from ur guyses rumble hall i guess
What!!!!!
Oh rolal its so impossibly hard to pick just one item to salvage from the line up! Between doctor bearstein the taxidermied ballerina bear and my lucky britches its hard to make heads of tails of whats worth pulling from the epic wreckage of this underhanded play. :(
It's for charity, bro. Don't tell me you're balking over a few meager earthly possessions when the wellbeing of our amphibious and reptilian citizens are banking on us to bankroll their cosmetic dental needs. Especially after you've already signed the release forms.