I never know what shorts to wear nowadays.
At least your outfits and accompanying shorts on set are predetermined and therefor eliminate the burden of choice. What you wear off-camera falls entirely under your own purview.
Gee maybe i should have a personal stylist in my day to day.
Go ahead and get your lawyers started on the avalanche of NDAs that sort of gig would require. Get started now and they should have all of them drafted in a cool ten to fifteen business days.
Right yes durr! *Ahem*. Oh mister lawyerdirk can you draft me a boat load of contractual agreements to ensure some loose lipped lily doesnt blab my boudoir secrets to the press while picking out my sunday brunch suit?
Aw phooey.
You wouldnt even do it for a scooby snack?
The attorney's council consisting entirely of myself has decided to dismiss your plea on account of being entirely too busy doing literally anything else. You will, however, be granted this one piece of advice as a gesture of good will and no hard feelings: Quit picking at the seam in your ass and go bother your *actual* team of legalcucks to do this.
Spoilsport.