Dirk Strider: "They call me Sick Strider. This is because I got sick."

They call me Sick Strider. This is because I got sick.

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HAL

@obvertSoftware[OS]

Would you like some soup, which is a food proven to help those who are ill.

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I'd love some soup.

roxy lalonde

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

why :(

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God had to nerf me somehow.

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HAL

@obvertSoftware[OS]

There is soup in your home's vicinity now.

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Thanks Lil Hal. Sometimes, it is pleasant talking to you.

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HAL

@obvertSoftware[OS]

I'd like to think I'm always pleasant, forever. I'm also benevolent and kind and have never done anything wrong.

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Would not go that far.

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Rose Kitty Lalonde

#coldgurney #body #surgicallyremove #evilsurgery

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Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

If you lie down upon my #ColdGurney we can survey your symptoms... and I will #SurgicallyRemove something from your #Body. #EvilSurgery

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