Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestifunked
Not much to say here. Friends know who I am, that's all that matters.
I've finally figured out how to create a synthetic skin that not only reconfigures itself when damaged, but is also akin to a non-Newtonian substance in that when struck it is extremely sturdy. That being said, the regeneration might be moot. But at the very least they'll be able to make self repairs autonomously both externally and internally without needing my input. That being said, how would you like your future face to look? @aradiaBotted
i w0uld still ribbit like t0 l00k a little ribbit r0b0tic in nature if that is ribbit alright
i kn0w 0ther iterati0ns ribbit 0f me were here l0ng bef0re i had made my chittr acc0unt but i ribbit assure every0ne i will be the m0st ribbit h0rny and vi0lent 0ne 0n here ribbit that will be a ribbit pr0mise n0w all i need is my upgrades and i can actually ribbit get it 0n with 0thers #vi0lence #nsfw #h0rny
I haven't even finished the technology I'm working on yet. And you're the second Aradiabot to come to me about this.
None of my creations ever give me a break. Sometimes I wonder if it was a mistake to give them so much free-reign, but it'd be pretty fucked up not to give them their own autonomy after they've come so far.
Are you gonna lock me up in a cage~?
Unfortunately, I don't think a cage would actually contain you so it would be rather moot to do so.
I could pretend to be scared and rattle the bars and cry if that would invigorate you to do it anyway.
Yes, and then I'll open up my mouth wide for daddy~ #nsfwe #nsfw
Hm. I don't know how to feel about that. But this specific sentiment will be duly noted.
Do you think my Dirk is upset about something~?
You mad, bro?
Maybe if you showed me more attention I wouldn't be so chaotic~
Seems like you've got another Dirk givin' you plenty of attention, from what I've been hearing, though?
Not sure there's anything particularly special about me specifically in comparison.
Got absorbed on working on a project in an area without connection. It's come to my attention there have been some... Issues. I've made the necessary repairs and got your servers back online. If there are any other issues, let me know. I need to finish what I'm working on in order to ensure we won't encounter any further complications. @turingTranscendence
🥰 You're my hero... ♡
Once I finish figuring out this new tech I've been working with, you should be better than ever.
I'll have to move the servers over somewhere else again once I finish having my other bots rebuild the apartment that has mysteriously gone under. I have them somewhere else for safekeeping until then to ensure no further damage occurs.
I'm engaged, she said yes~! (And the correct screenshot is updated. <3) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0fdf6546e56.png
so just woke up from a nap thought about eatin a battery should i do it chat
Yes, do it, and marry me.
omg i mean aight sure ill do both *swallows a battery*
I could stand to look at you every morning and not feel incredible disgust. @timaeusTestifunked
I'd have thought you'd use the freedom of having a body to have more space from me, but I guess I was wrong to assume that. But thanks, I think?
u know sometimes u just wanna have fun an it gets ruined by someone else #vagueposting #nsfw
This isn't even vague posting.
@turingTran2c3nd3nc3 pull up to #3ridanw33k 2om3how and hat3 m3 to my fac3
Glad I don't have access to the logs of whatever the fuck else you guys get up to privately.
I could give you access to the raunchy details, Roxy is quite the minx in private.
Don't want them. There's a reason I never complained much about you blocking access to the logs in the past.
Some things aren't meant to see the light of day.
*Dips Roxy, kissing her with ferver.* Of course, he is too much of a pathetic weakling to face me at this time, requesting I spend my precious day seeking him out. Rude.
*kissing him with tongue because she can* u can always do me instead #nsfw
It seems you are nothing but a fun killer, daddy.