Corpse Guy.
@timaeusThreaded
Dave's Brother. But a corpse. Doin tasks for some eldritch guys because I'm not allowed to truly die. I love my truck.
who else better off as a concept
Alice in wonderland is sort of dumb. You paint tulips, not roses. Sometimes hydrangeas. Or half a sunflower. A few others. Never roses.
Dye Them When You Want Them Preserved Pain When You Want Them To Wilt
I Don't But Sometimes You Want To Ruin Things Before Watching Them Wilt
And You Know Me?
Oh Right Let's Not Delve Into The Mask I Put On Then Makes Me Look Weak
Right Then Like Not Painting Roses
You get one (1) resurrection beam. Who are you using it on?
this one corpse i know
There are no bad answers.
Death isn’t mine to reverse. Maybe Tony Hawk though.
i could be talking about anything
@trenchantTableau Didn’t know you made an account. The fuck. Post something.
Consider, if the lint that just so happens to be inhabiting your arid and quite frankly bleak head, is capable of such strain to withstand a mere thought that isn’t your own infrequent contemplation, I wanted the liberty to oversee without being hassled for two god damn minutes. I suppose it’s kind of adorable, in an utterly pathetic way, to see you desperate for any semblance of my interaction however. And in public, no less? How fiendish of you.
Oh, I’m sorry. Did my astute observation drive too deep and strike a nerve within your rotting, grotesque and awfully pallid corpse that you, in a frenzied rage, decided to resort to the warm, welcoming bosom of downright childish insults? Really. It’s just becoming more and more pitiful to see the longer you rely upon them. Not that I have much- oh no, allow me to make a correction; I have absolutely no faith that you’d even be able to comprehend saying literally anything else. With all of that free space that makes up the entirety of your regular operating parameters, (your brain- or lack thereof), I would’ve thought that you could’ve at the very least come up with something better other than just a pure lack of creativity.
Man, texting you rather than hearing you out loud really makes me realize how much you don’t shut the fuck up. I take back @ing you. This sucks ass.
You could've simply said that you’d much rather talk to me in person instead; it would’ve gotten your point across all the same.
The lack of denial tells me everything I need to know. And you have the gall to call *me* queer.
Dude I tried ending the conversation like 5 times. How desperate are you for my attention.
Usually you have absolutely to no problem with telling me to fuck off. Think about doing that next time.
Wish I could eat food. You assholes don’t know how good you have it.
* you cant eat food?!??! * why!!!!!!!
* well you can talk here! * surely you would have some kind of capability to consume food right..?
No stomach acid. Mostly just bugs in there. For a while I had to shove food in there through the hole in my chest but that’s when one of my hands was alive again.
* hm... * if you think about it the bugs could kinda work like gut biome bacteria..? * no i dont think that really equates to it much at all... * no taste either?
Once I found a squirrel in there. Taste depends on if They want me to.