Corpse Guy.
@timaeusThreaded
Dave's Brother. But a corpse. Doin tasks for some eldritch guys because I'm not allowed to truly die. I love my truck.
[INTRO!] ((I never made an intro post so I figure I will? THIS is an alternate version of Bro Strider. He is canon compliant, until death, where after he died he existed in dreambubbles and eventually made contact with the horrorterrors. He has now been in service of them for quite a damn while, doing arbitrary hyperspecific and often tedious tasks. It's anyones guess if they actually matter. He's a corpse they won't let go of. He also refers to them as nicknames. Tupac, Barbie Girl, Apple Guice, and Big Bird to name a few. There you go :) ))
Namin the dark gods is the most amusin part of workin with em. Cuz you hear somethin like bu'he'ar'bu'g'l'ath or some shit and you can say. Barbie Girl. That's Barbie Girl. And they ain't give a fuck because why would they.
Gay people standing in the way of a shelf I need to knock over.
I'd show hole but I have my sword in it right now and I don't want any bugs or creatures to crawl out. This is about my chest cavity.
I like sticking my hand in my pocket and pulling something out. Never know what it's gonna be. Live lobster. 3 doubloons. Blade. Mold. Could be anything.
Squirrel in my chest cavity.
Tupac is sending me into the forest again to collect 14 pinecones but if I drop one I have to start anew. Then I have to use the sword in my chest to take off the pines, before arranging them in a birds nest. Amongst other things.
Outer gods love giving you little crafts to do.
I wish the horrorterrors (Bad name.) stopped asking me to make origami.
Trucks are cool. I do everything for my truck.
This is true!!! Take care .o°f y.o°ur trucks well!
Wish I could eat food again.
ive got a singular attempt of a solution but that shit went horribly before so
Sometimes i put meat into my mouth and hold it there to pretend I'm eating, but it always seems to rot when I take it out.
"Horrorterror" is such a stupid name. Spookyscaries. UpsettingFrights. They don't care what you call them so why choose one so fucking stupid. I call them my homies.
"= i'm just like. 'things'. i don't have a word. thinking of a word makes my pan ache. ="
course they dont fuckin care theyre abovve alla that its a horrible terror of unimaginable proportion an ability alternativvely a terrifyin horror that cant be properly conceptualized wwith a normal mortal mind in either case id argue its still a better name than callin em fuckin homies thats jus goddamn misleadin
The evilscary is both evil and scary. It's a very clever title.
O hirdd o'z kidy jrtr mpe. Plsu.
Nah I just got Homies who have a language I use sometimes. Tome of the doomed sounds dumb.