Actually do I have crushes on anyone? Probably not but I know there's at least one person who might have one on me and all I gotta say is, I feel so sorry for you. #vagueposting
YES, BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING I SAY EVER.
It's called being skeptical karkat, it would be pretty ignorant if I took everything at face value.
OKAY BE SKEPTICAL ALL YOU WANT, BUT NOT TO ME BECAUSE I'M ONE HONEST TROLL.
Sure you are.
FUCK YOU MEAN 'SURE YOU ARE.' THIS FEELS VERY SARCASTIC?
Maybe it is sarcasm or maybe I'm being very genuine, you'll figure it out champ.
CHAMP. CHAMP??????? CHAMP!???!? OKAY, YEAH. I WILL FIGURE IT OUT SOON.
Yeah, it's a term of endearment I call people I like, got a problem with it?
MY FATASS THOUGHT OF CHILI'S SO NO NOT REALLY.
Wow karkat, never change.