Actually do I have crushes on anyone? Probably not but I know there's at least one person who might have one on me and all I gotta say is, I feel so sorry for you. #vagueposting
Fine for the sake of this conversation, let's pretend having a crush on everyone makes perfect logical sense.
Will I believe you? Not fully but let's go along with it, why do you have a crush on me exactly?
Was this really all some grand stunt to land a date? Just ask me if I wanna go on one dude.
Sure, I ain't got no plans.
See, was that difficult?
It's called being skeptical karkat, it would be pretty ignorant if I took everything at face value.
Sure you are.
Maybe it is sarcasm or maybe I'm being very genuine, you'll figure it out champ.
Yeah, it's a term of endearment I call people I like, got a problem with it?
Wow karkat, never change.