
brb throwing myself in front of a bus some 20something dave variant just told me i look old

oh shit ok cool, ill take very good care of it.

i thought you were 20!!

im sorry you had to find out this way jojo but its true im a millennial

wow.. well, you're not that much older anyway. you really keep yourself well preserved!

"well preserved" 😭 babygirl what do you think happens when you turn 30 you think they just suck the life force outta you and by the time youre 35 you look like youre one strong wind away from crumbling???

no, i mean, by then you start showing wrinkles, and white hairs and stuff! only a little bit, but you don't!

honey darling sweetness be honest have you been hitting the tiktok anti aging propaganda juice

noooo!

girl most folks dont hit the outwardly aging til their like 40s unless they get too much sun 😭 well preserved at a tender 31 years of age fucking christ god damn

look i don't knoww! i only ever really knew like, 10 people past that age in my lifetime! i thought it was normal!