Daveathan Strider: "bro im so bad at eating sometimes start eating a sandwich a…"

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bro im so bad at eating sometimes start eating a sandwich and take so long between bites i actually get hungrier as im eating ridiculous

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8=l < A woe in the life of a busy man 8=l < The bread is stale by the time I reach the final bite

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Simply make bigger sandwiches. The more there is to eat, the more it will combat the time taken to consume it whole.

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Oh dear.

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yknow i dont think that maths out but i appreciate the suggestion nonetheless

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ok well im not quite that bad

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This is literally just a hotdog.

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I? Don't think thats quite how that works?

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₍ᐢᐢ₎★ damn what are you doing while you're eating #areyouwatchingavideo #orareyoujustlike #staringoffintothedistance #maybethefoodisntslappingenoughforyoutoscarfitdown

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generally? straight up just on my phone lol zoned tf out while im doomscrollin

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