Daveathan Strider: "being one of those fellas that dont get down unless theres s…"

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Daveathan Strider

3 weeks ago

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

being one of those fellas that dont get down unless theres something deeper going on there is dumb cuz like man the tender touch of a man twice my size with biceps he could crush my head with would go hard right now but unfortunately i have none of these in my life at present needa get one of them on speed dial

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3 weeks ago

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Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0

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@emptyEyes[EE]

N0 this is incredibly relatable

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Dave Strider

3 weeks ago

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

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@twostepGodhead[TG]

yeah man i get what you mean

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Daveathan Strider

3 weeks ago

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

thank fuck cuz trying to explain that to anyone else has been 😬 i talked to jman abt it once and he went haha thats weird and changed the subject as he does

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Dave Strider

3 weeks ago

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

vwanna listen to my demos?

This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Get Crazy, Get Wild

This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

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@twostepGodhead[TG]

yeah its not easy especially if youre a bigger guy yourself like me but i have karkat and that slab of beef is a personal trainer and a troll, so hes a real big dude even next to me youll find your giant one day man you just gotta believe

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Daveathan Strider

3 weeks ago

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Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

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davedimes

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

god fucking tell me about it i tried online dating once (once ☝️) and the guy ended up ghosting me cuz he wasnt expecting me to be built lmfao man my timelines karkat is like 🤏 smallkat maybe i gotta hit up one of them zahhaks i can deal with the horse thing probably