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@timelessGadabout[TG]

yknow what i can accept rolling your pizza its like a really really bad stromboli or pizza roll (not the microwave shits the actual thing) just straight up eating it folded one half crust to tip though you deserve death

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if a man were truly starving hed eat that shit like one of them watermelon eating contests

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its just inefficient it doesnt even save you from the grease drip and now youve got an uneven spread of crust the cheese and like whats the point even

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it changes up the texture obviously and you can eat it from any direction see id go at it from the side so none of it get disconnected and falls off

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see that sounds like a miserable pizza eating experience

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theres no such thing as a miserable pizza eating experience dude cmon youre slandering the pizza itself

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sometimes pizza is bad david

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shit take daveathan only rose gets to pretend my name is david

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i have to pretend someone elses name is david cuz it happened to me earlier let me have this

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you get one for free

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yaaaay

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