
yknow what i can accept rolling your pizza its like a really really bad stromboli or pizza roll (not the microwave shits the actual thing) just straight up eating it folded one half crust to tip though you deserve death

if a man were truly starving hed eat that shit like one of them watermelon eating contests

its just inefficient it doesnt even save you from the grease drip and now youve got an uneven spread of crust the cheese and like whats the point even

it changes up the texture obviously and you can eat it from any direction see id go at it from the side so none of it get disconnected and falls off

see that sounds like a miserable pizza eating experience

theres no such thing as a miserable pizza eating experience dude cmon youre slandering the pizza itself

sometimes pizza is bad david

shit take daveathan only rose gets to pretend my name is david

i have to pretend someone elses name is david cuz it happened to me earlier let me have this

you get one for free

yaaaay