tell me why i damn near broke my neck and all the bones in my body all because someone decided to leave a very conveniently placed upright peeled banana in my walkway when im just out here minding my own business like genuinely didnt think that'd work thankfully im slicker than that thing almost saw my life flash before my eyes though
Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
CANON DAVE EVENT. CANNOT INTERFERE.
Kult: +5
Total: 5