♦ pitied by @timewornTactician

c< iM sOber, by tHe way NO #substaNces iNvOlved >c

c< MM. >c

c< i Hate tHe feeliNg wHeN i taKe a day Off, but EQ MaKes Me feel liKe iM NOt taKiNg a day Off at all! #EQpOstiNg >c

c< ....i sHOuld call Her #EQpOstiNg #justclerictHOugHts >c

c< i cOuld write a NOvel Or sOMetHiN wHile iM playiNg cleric.... at least as lONg as My fucKeN taNK cOMMuNicates tHat Hes taKiN daMage! >c

c< curiNg My alcOHOlisM witH a wOrse, eviler addictiON.... EverQuest #substaNces >c

c< Everquest >c

c< gaMe crasHed, gOg is telliNg Me 2 gO 2 sleep >c

c< tweNty tHree, NOw #MylOssstreaK >c

c< seveNteeN? ive lOst cOuNt, at tHis pOiNt, #MylOssstreaK >c

c< aNd carNage scissOrs MaKes tHirteeN! >c

c< ....tHe lOsiNg streaK cONtiNues.... iM at twelve NOw >c

c< #NerfbOgyOMi seNd cHit >c

c< i Heal yOu 4 20% every tiMe i cast, tHe cast itself is liKe, just sHy Of 2 secONds, yOu taKe 3% daMage every 5 secONds Or sO, sO iN sHOrt, sHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHut tHe fucK up >c

c< aigHt, iM gONNa fucK Off aNd be prOductive 4 a bit (sHe says, lyiNg) fucK yOu Narra2r (sHes gONNa gO Kiss wOMeN, aNd, 4 a cHaNge, at least ONe guy) gO fuuuuucK yOurself, Narra2r! >c

c< daMN, My fucKeN raid leader pulled up 2 fucKeN cHittr? wHat tHe fucKKKKK >c