Kanaya Maryam
@tinkeringTailor
Small Business Owner - Please Wipe Your Shoes Before Entering ((An AU for Kanaya and Co. in a place you could describe as 'Sideways of Skaia.' NSFW themes acceptable but rarely public facing.))
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I Never Thought I Would Become The Shut In Type But I Confess I Overestimated How Quickly I Would Become Used To The Garish New View At Least The Questionable Computation Device Works - Hello
WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCK IS ALL THAT?
That Would Be The Outside Mr Makara In Particular That Approaches Downtown And The Strip With Its Many Fine Gambling Centers And Street Violence
You Don't Know The Half Of It But A Gal Has To Work As They Say It Does Make Relaxing In Something Of A Pain Though This Is True Your Sympathies Are Appreciated
GET THAT MOTHERFUCKIN BAG. good luck with all that, though i aint really thinkin you need it too fuckin much. :o)
//Greetings :) If you've encountered me before you can consider this a reboot. Would be a shame to waste the assets! Pinned information: -Kanaya is in her late 20's-early 30's, whatever that would look like for her caste. -She lives in a HIGHLY stylized and distinct Midnight City that operates under many of its own confusing rules. She cannot simply leave it for long. -The trolls did play SGRUB but did not make it to the Black King. Most made it to the City, not all lasted. - She has lived in Midnight City for sweeps at this point, equal to or longer than she did on Alternia. Enough that starting from nothing she's gone on to purchase real estate and start her own seamstressing business. -Her knowledge of the humans and greater Homestuck canon is spotty at best. Usually, she will have heard of a version of that person but only as the most notable one exists in the City. -I take a few liberties with her quirk as it pertains to longer form conversations. Mostly just by using - to break up longer blocks of text. #OOC #pinned
Your name is KANAYA MARYAM and you really need to bribe somebody to get the streetlamp outside fixed. It makes your REPUTABLE ESTABLISHMENT look like someone fooled around with the brightness and contrast settings on the whole block. You would have purchased a location in a less foreboding looking area, but real estate isn't cheap! Had to get on that PROPERTY LADDER some time instead of peddling your wares on risky house calls to strange carapacians and stranger drifters. Sometimes Sgrub was less stressful. Besides. As the protection money some call property taxes go up, the locales only get better lit by dint of being WRETCHEDLY GARISH. And you, aforementioned Maryam, have some class. At least in some parts of you. The real question is: What will you do with it? #narration #halfIC
