♦ pitied by @tintypeHoundini

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am tthinking 0n tthe 1azt quezti0n zti11. i... d0 n0t 1ike tthat z0me0ne c0u1d eraze tthemze1vez z0 eazi1y fr0m me. perhapz it iz juzt tthe reminder 0f tthat fact i d0 n0t 1ike. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] y0u w0u1d tthink tthat az tthiz iz running direct1y tthr0ugh my pan i get tt0 pick tthe f0nt. tthiz iz unf0rtunate1y inc0rrect. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] g1ad z0me 0f y0u get tt0 n0w direct1y underztand what i mean when i zay my pan iz itchy. [END MESSAGE]

c< yeaH, i lOst aN arM tHree NigHts agO, sHit is crazy! >c
i vnders+and. i'm +rapped on ear+h. i'm in a be++er posi+ion +han yov, probably, bv+ i've been here... for a long +ime. almos+ 40 ear+h years by now. all i can say is good lvck. al+ernia can be a very fvcked vp place. i wish i covld somehow pvll some s+rings bv+ i can'+.

im out of salt and vinegar chips. :(

i thoUght i woUld have to wait millions of years to meet my parents. ... Um.
Not wrong! This planet is fairly ass, lmao. I’ve come to like it here but I guess that’s what four hundred plus sweeps of acclimating will do for you. It’s still ass tho.
