Mm... i have half a mind to put child safety locks on the muffins so dirk doesnt sneak them.
I am innocent.
The words of a man who plans to steal muffins.
They won't keep until Jane gets home.
No, but i would like them to last a few mornings so we can have them.
PLEASE hes eaten at least 1/3 of tha muffins that were supposed 2 last a week
I know, i saw. 😓
I am innocent of all crimes. Excluding my forgetfulness of eating.