GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒋ — @tenaciousTheologist Roan Lalonde There was a point during my developing sweeps where I wanted to achieve this level of goth. It never worked out. A lot of my clown sibs were HATCHED TO COUNTEFACE THE METAL, but I’m just a Regular Ol’ Guy™, you know? I was never ✃ out for it! (Also, my resting face is literally B:o]. I look like a dummy!) Oh, but there was this time where I went karaoking and sang all these mushy gushy songs with my late matesprit. The two (⒉) of us had so much fun back then, wearing clothes that didn’t CONFORM TO THE HEMOSPECTRUM, arms draped over each other like we had nothing to lose. It was a deviant kind of ♥. If he were still here now, he would tell Roan, “keep at it, silvertongue. You’ve a hundred enemies but a thousand more skeletons in the closet. And probably the power to summon those skeletons at will.” Anywhom. I usher thee to listen close to the s↑ernatural susurrations only an APOSTLE OF ITS FICTITIONS can manhandle. 'Tis the living autopsy of Roan Lalonde. I regret making rubbish rhymes my brand(er), let’s Take A Gander at Roan Lalonde! (THE CROWD MELTS INTO A PILE OF NEBULOUS GOOP!) FIRST AND FOREMOST, have a listen to this song as you read along. Or don't. That’s fine. (That just means you’re boring.) https://youtu.be/_icg-SWlklY (Strange Boutique – Drown) Roan is what I can best describe to you, viewreader, as the creature that deftly treks the line between FEMININITY AND MASCULINITY. He is *THE* androgyny. I’ve yet to see someone beat the physicalikes of him (and before you ★t trying, it is NOT possible——sorry!) You’ll find that he takes the widestanced plunge into the abnormal, adoring what would make the untainted squeam with discomfort, and the haunted replete with understanding. He, frankly, does not flinch at the sight of wet longing to tango in the twilight with a beast. Rather, he embraces all depths of the ontological mind. Feel free to stop by his account and have Your Own Gander at his divinely Daily Tarot Card (though he is currently ON HOLD for a holiday trip). For the record, they are alarmingly accurate. I think what separates him from other GOTHIC SLATES of SELFSIMILAR-SOBRIQUETS is that his METAMORPHOSIS made him into something of an ASYNCHRONOUS CHITTRGOER. His poise and articulation has anchored ↓, ↓ to a realm of disconnect, to a place of regal self-indulgence. But who ISN’T on a platform like this, you know? He is morbidly inquisitive. Pain comes as something to analyze rather than repulsive. But his insomnia is ever-so-consuming. I think, at a pas-sing glance, people would mistake him for the regal and private kind, but he can be A LOT once you take a closer look: spells of eloquent yearning, glimpses of rampant desire among similar works. He is driven by his interests above all else. Roan, you are a force of your own making. You know your own strengths, your capacities only another trophy on the shelf. For that, I doubt I can say much that’ll get you standing from your metaphorical (or literal) seat and doing some self-reflection of your OWN. Besides, I think you’ve mastered the skill of introspection already. All I can tell you is to rein in on your wild soul, for it may be influenced by all the ✕ FORCES. Not the ones you LONG FOR, but the powers that won’t only hurt you, but the people you ♥ (including that fishface kismesis of yours). Your self-as-surance can't protect everyone else, and there’s a stubborn part of you that needs to consider it——you are a LOT more impulsive than you can bring yourself to admit. Keep carrying yourself with the tact you want to see in the world, but be sure to protect your friends and family on the way. May your transformation serve to complete you. TRANS ✓S AND ✕S SYHA’H! (CHEER!) (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: NOT APPLICABLE!) Please please give this guy a BIG BIG BIG follow!!!!!!!!!! (PLEASE!!) I’ll see you in the next one! #gandertag
Never have I ever been so flayed open and analysed so thoroughly. What an honour. I will heed your warnings against pulling those I love into the depths alongside me. I appreciate this greatly.
PHEW! I'm glad you appreciate this! B:oD
A rather lovely read!
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