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woo! looking forwards to waffles and pancakes tea party. in your trap. :)
oh! yum! :) okay i don't mind getting trapped then.
NOOOOOOOO...!!! wait what's in your trap?
that sounds. really good right now. fuck. now i'm having late night cravings... gah!!! what did you do to me?
pities and mediates... womp womp. :(
oh, lalonde!! it’s not fair!!
you know i think womp womp is helping me. i don't have to talk about the thing i'm thinking about, i just get to be disappointed about it. my mysteries...
its actually a lollypop stick disguised as a cigarette. true story.
i hope everyone i care about knowss they can come to me when thingss get bad. even if i don't know what to ssay. i can at leasst lissten. •:)
Recovering is going well. As long as I'm the one initiating the touch, it doesn't panic me anymore. I will admit I still flinch when someone else touches me, but... Grubby steps. Little by little. We'll get there. I'll be back to myself soon.
:33< tragic :33< i would suggest becoming a cat :33< that normally fixes the issue!!!
I feel very pretty today :>
gaster.
unquirk for a surprise.
B33 < im so sorry dude i hope you find a way to make it happen
there aint enough fatass Motherfuckers on this site! everyone get fatter NOW!!!
Did you know, on Earth in 2026, it was discovered that a hypothetical black hole star (previously known as 'quasi-stars' back in 2006) does very likely exist? The JWST telescope revealed a small red speck while a team of astronomers at the University of Texas at Austin while hunting for something else entirely. It had had the team drop what they were investigating to look further into this strange red speck. Upon investigation, they found several lines of evidence that pointed to the existence that GLIMPSE-17775 was actually a supermassive black hole surrounded by a dense cocoon of partially ionised gas, giving it the appearance of a glowing star!
why did the scarecrow win an award? because he was... snrk... outstanding in his field. :D
you ever w8ke up from a short nap that shouldve 8een a long nights sleep and just feel everything in your 8rain decompos8ng and complete disarr8y haha yea me neither who w8nts to flarp i need to 8e distracted for totally different reasons
brie sandwich save me
WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE?
peanut butter and cheeto sandwich aaand post
take anything i say seriously.
banana phone.
okay 9uy$ $7op $7ea!¡n9 my kneecap$ ¡7$ no7 funny anymore
im such a menace i said random shit and it sounded like a threat.
eyyyy lookin good :)
Showtime in 15 minutes, come hang out for this week's show: Gnomeo and Juliet. #abcc #abcc-est #getin
i miss bein drunk #substance
maybe you should try a different brand of buldak. add mozzarella cheese in them too. 🤤
i ordered a double xl, what the fuck is this.
CH4LK #N33DD4T
i’m gonna crash at dave’s place again.
a prophecy
｡ ₊°༺ ea♱ing cake because every cu♱e girl deserves swee♱ ♱rea♱s!! ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ
LIL BRO DOESNT WANNA GET OUT OF THE CLOSET!!! >:(
yknow, a lotta people said to me are you sure you wanna write about all this stuff online, it's pretty personal, an i said if i can make just one person out there feel a little less alone then it's worth it, an they said wow that's really brave, an i said i'm not one to call myself brave, but since you said it, yeah i am.
i'm just sayin it could've been about anything.
22.
this guy smh playing overwatch instead of legally distinct monopoly
im too sexy for my lovwe too sexy for my lovwe lovwes going to leavwe me im too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts and im too sexy for milan too sexy for milan, newv york and japan and im too sexy for your party too sexy for your party no vway im disco dancing im a model, you knowv vwhat i mean and i do my little turn on the catvwalk yeah, on the catvwalk, on the catvwalk, yeah i do my little turn on the catvwalk im too sexy for my car too sexy for my car too sexy by far and im too sexy for my hat too sexy for my hat vwhat dya think about that? im a model, you knowv vwhat i mean and i do my little turn on the catvwalk yeah, on the catvwalk, on the catvwalk, yeah i shake my little tush on the catvwalk im too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my 'cause im a model, you knowv vwhat i mean and i do my little turn on the catvwalk yeah, on the catvwalk, yeah, on the catvwalk, yeah i shake my little tush on the catvwalk im too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat poor pussy poor pussy cat im too sexy for my lovwe too sexy for my lovwe lovwes going to leavwe me and im too sexy for this song #lyricsposting
I Have A Problem #substance
/ᐠ ´･･)ﾉ⚪
My dragon is boney.
Boo. I scared you. Now you have to say "Hello, Rose."
#mood
My first evil act of t)(e day is establis)(ing free )(ealt)(care and taxing t)(e ric)(
wrathful wednesday.
whimsical wednesday
M0re men sh0uld p0st ass 0n main #nsfw
Going to go stunlock some people at a Ren Faire today.
i will draw your lovely faces soon
yeah, im gettin fanart wwell its wworm art but im the wworm
im at the pizza hut im at the taco bell im at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
wwhen im havvin a shit day i can alwways count on chittr to make it wworse
my ass is literally avwesome. youre all just jealous freaks vwith unrealistic body expectations for men. this is vwhy beforus needs meninism, the female gaze is poisoning all your pans and making you ignore the beauty before you ie my ass.
kneww it wwas that bastard
D --> Oftentimes I am embarrassed D --> Not in myself D --> I have nothing to be ashamed about D --> But by the behavior of other highb100ds D --> Beforan, namely D --> I understand that things are different on Alternia D --> Twisted and backwards D --> But here D --> Highb100ds have certain responsibilities D --> And many fail to provide them
₍^. .^₎⟆ Wa!t… gett!ng h!m fatter !sss alSso an opt!on꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! should make all of my mates fatter꠹
oh come on, you've got to be more clever than that! try manifesting them. :p
GRRGGH M4R4 N33D5 70 570P CR33P1NG 0N 0UR F1GH77H...,,...., :/// @43N345C4LD4R1UM 73LL H3R 70 7H70P!!!!! #8R071M3 [@R47K1NG-8UFF37 0N 7UM8LR]
do you eat emoji?
ooh.
newv profile pic, been too long since ivwe changed it up a bit.
Ooh-ooh-ooh! Hold up, girl! I got a headache! (Uh) (Wwhich could mean anything, girlll) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
D --> Ahem D --> Hello D --> I was occupied with important business today D --> Compony related issues D --> But I have time to scroll and observe for now
-=[im so chuzzled https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4abf9d442cfb.png_☺]=-
in troll greece your indigo bodyguard wwill suddenly pull you into a cholerbear hug in public but since youre a socially awwkwward autistcel you stand there stiff as a board wwithout sayin anythin then the vvideo a you twwo hits the splinternet an suddenly evveryone an their lusus are throwwin gay accusations at you
im not touchin you wwith a ten foot pole or my creepy finger
its not gonna be funny wwhen i take those pusher shaped sunglasses an shovve them into your driest orifice
go drink som water
-Eelmao
im bein slowwly drivven insane but this time in a vvery good wway #yearning
idk babe i thnk its ok 2 listen 2 ur heart sumtiems just dont let it b an 'i can totes fix him!!' thing cuz those will almost blow up in ur face lol
1 W0N V03RW47CH
Despite Running A Bar I Am Almost Completely Sober, I Try To Save Drinking For Big Occasions Which Has Been Rather Good For Me #substance
Hon u can do better
yeesh. i enjoy the rep and all, but vwere literally just some guys. i can say i lovwe lalondes because being like thats in my nature, but you saying something like this... i dunno. makes a fella think is all.
youre not on your own in that regard.
gill valu urself way more than that bby
...many of us have our... moments of weakness. for the pathetically lowest of the low.
B33 < lmeow i cant judge B33 < have fun beat his ass if necessary
B33 < which ampurra
youre better than that.
They aren't terrible.
34T CH4LK 1NST34D DONT DO TH4T
This isn’t your heart.
Everyone should tell me every possi8le thought that may 8e running through their pan in this moment. Please. ::::)
taking date applications. feel lucky to hawve such an opportunity. a nice, romantic date vwith yours truly.
4ND TH3N W3 CH1T TH3 CH1T >:]
fahaha thats so dumb. true though
Real.
//chittr I have something to admit. Every time I'm somewhere other than chittr I wish I had the quad reacts. Why is it genuinely so fucking intuitive. I dunno what to do about this information.
Ah, it's always great seeing my post hitting its target audience, but do remember it's not always just posts, sometimes they're open invitations too. #suggestive
84LL3R CH01C3
You know, I think some people would look a lot cuter tied up, maybe leave a vibe in them and watch em squirm for a while, could be great entertainment. #nsfw
youre really in deep thinking about cheese bread huh
yummy.
F4V0R173 CH1P G0
Hey don't be sorry, I just enjoy being a smartass at times, but I appreciate the concern I guess, don't worry I'll be sure to eat something more filling.
Don't hurt me.
i said what the fuck. not what is love.
Am I okay? Depends we talking physical or mental here, if mental: just enough to scrape on by, physically: just got over a bad 2 day cold and it left me kinda fucked over the kitchen table to metaphorical speak.
wtf is love?
firs+ shif+. wen+ well. nobody died. a+ +he very leas+. no+ under my wa+ch. +ha+ is.
Damn, I'm still kinda hungry and I've ate 2 sandwiches already today, guess not eating for 2 days cause of sickness leaves a guy kinda hungry.
remember you can harbor vviolent thoughts as long as you do not act on them. kindness ovver vviolence alwways! wwunderbar ZZ8)
today's kink is the same kink it is every day, bondage!
its always coke vs pepsi its never coke x pepsi
Today2 kink i2 2om3on3 hugging m3 and holding my hand and t3lling m3 3v3rything i2 gonna b3 alright.
Today's kink is actually old man yaoi.
Today's kink is one of my classic favorites, the old handcuffs and gag combo, my favorite. #nsfw
#l๑viΛthΛ∩l◊v๑sy◊u
Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika? Pika, pika. Pika pika Pikachu, pika.
You telling me you humans don't have yellowfinned xylobones on your planet? Depressing! On Alternia, you CAN in fact tune a fish!
D --> Horses
Finally got over this fuckin' cold, it was really putting me through the works chittr.
Returned to my roots: Minecraft. You will not hear from me for a few weeks.
HEAD GUTTER GET IT OUT
ok maybe i should be more excited to enter a game so i have a winning mentality >X3 cuz im gonna win
I need 3 pities and one like on this chitt.
On the topic of Lusii, giVVen a recent thought, I suppose I should note that I had been one of seVVeral dozen grubs raised by my particular Skyhorse lusus. Many Orphaners-in-Training are raised en masse, proVVided the Mother Grub had proVVided them as such. HoVWWeVVer, it is only he VWWho conquers the lusus VWWho is deemed VWWorthy. I VWWas hardly a rugVWWrath VWWhen I had taken my Lusus's reins and rode him to the Imperial Palace to kneel before the Sigil of Authority.
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flyin with my comically small propeller hat.
[ELECTRIC CHAIR] <[Just LOOK at our WONDERFUL RISING STARS! Sob... I'm gonna MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH! As for you, DEAR VIEWERS, time to pick your FAVORITE CONTESTANT and leave a REPLY who do you think is gonna WIN!] <[Sadly, @cationicAgonist was disqualified. And put on PRODUCTION TEAM instead. Let's see how YOU'D deal with this, SMARTASS! >8( ] <[@payMe @incendiaryRapscallion @ultimateSurvivor @decoratedNonconformist @omnipotentMech @celestialAbsurdity @panglossianPoltergeist @surlyTabloid @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #welovetv #welovergabie #pleasecanwegetthattagtrending]
THAT'S IT. CHITTR HAS TOO MUCH WHIMSY TODAY. WORDLE PLAYERS HEED MY CALL, REMEMBER THE WORDLE WORD OF DECEMBER 19TH 2025(ON HUMAN CALENDARS) AND RAGE!
i get to say ratio now.
go get some... do it 4 me.... and 4 urself... remember me..
faaaaawwk that sounds incredible the bread i mean
is that me
now that's how you do engagement bait.
fih
I am nothing if not humble about my many VVictories.
poorsville houston got me in a shoebox fearing knocks on my locks got me loosed on the flocks of douchebags and chumps makin a living on the docks showboating i mean they might as well be sailing drowning in failings thinking they be floating trying in spades to crowds casting shade do they got it made just cause slayas be doting lettin them play lettin them stay and keep coming back to ply their charade but im the one on the board i make sure noise is made you heard me right i said noise play on dumb little boys get back in moms garage a pretend training montage straining the notes learned by rote never wrote it shows in those boats like i mentioned before you wore the duds of a dick and call it couture pick your battles they warn me but im feelin stormy stage the size of my shoebox got me feelin ornery do i wanna be up there where the spotlight shines on me i dont think i could bear walking here when i know what i seen i know where you been and i know where youre going cause your jams dont be flowing and your rhymes are obscene im famed where it counts i can blame the discount might not be at a premium but my face be paramount in space paradox in my little shoebox in poorsville houston with noose on hang me out on the rocks for the peoples right to fame in the place where no one knows my name #rhymes
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The people have spoken. Tomorrow's film will be Shaun of the Dead, directed by Edgar Wright and released in 2004. It is ostensibly a zombie movie. There are zombies. There is a pub. There are interpersonal complications. There is a rather questionable amount of confidence in one's ability to distinguish the undead from ordinary people at a distance. But beneath the blood and bludgeoning, Shaun of the Dead is also a comedy about stagnation, adulthood, friendship, and the peculiar difficulty of recognizing that your life needs to change until circumstances become sufficiently apocalyptic to make the matter impossible to ignore. It is funny, affectionate, occasionally rather gruesome, and considerably more observant than its premise might suggest. The sort of film that can make you laugh at a joke and then, several minutes later, realize that the joke was actually about you. Please enjoy the apocalypse. And remember: when civilization collapses, the important thing is to remain calm, identify a suitable place of refuge, and maintain access to refreshments. Unquirk for content warnings.
I can drive just fine. I just rather skateboard.
Im sorry, spending your whole life in an apartment with no ability to drive because your world is flooded kinda makes it hard to actually learn these sorts of thing’s.
yknow thinking about it i dont think bro could drive dirk sure as fuck cant wonder if its genetic for them
im the goat one btw.
let me read ur fortune. here it says. " FUCK YOU "
u cant guess what im thinkin. ha. ha. >:B
never talk to me or my two ru8ies again or I'll unclip their leashes and sic em on you
🚿🕐 (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝) (˶ᵔᗜᵔ˶)ﾉﾞ
Returned to fortune telling. Would you prefer to know your date of passing or method?
Loud sounds of distress and struggle 8ehind a wooden door. Glass shattering, meow8east screech, scream of a8solute terror. When you open it you find the room completely spotless and I am sipping tea on the couch looking perfectly put together.
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alternative final thought uhhhh gosh i sure love titty and dongs 'n' what not good night
think u the shit bitch….. ur not even the FART. #lyricposting
if i put a loose feather in your hair you wouldnt notice the whole day and it would be funny as fuck
kinda funny how much of a variety karkat comes in tho like we got tiny kats big kats wide kats narrow kats my kat is tiny for a troll but hes got 12 inches on me anyway karkat appreciation post
rankin me below vantas. some fuckin bullship. below the dude who probubbly wear cast iron underwear 38/
hello chittr / as many of my more avid fans / may know / tonight at 10 am / several sweeps ago / i had officially entered the world / as a complete troll / today is my wriggling day / i wanna celebrate this / even though / usually i don't / celibate it publicly / because my friend / miss jeevic / does a big thing every sweep / i wanna host an event you all have given me / so so much / so i wanna give back / this wipe / or week for my human fans / i'm encouraging everyone / to submit some form of self expression / or art / under this post / as a reply / some examples could be / like / a poem about how art changed your life / or a drawing expressing your love for creation / or a song about what makes you smile / or a short game / or maybe a voice acted monologue / art is vast / i wanna see how you like to express yourself / kinda like a game jam / but it's not just games / and it lasts a wipe / and the theme is creativity / if that makes sense because it's a fun event / i thought i would give a prize / to whatever i like best / thought / of course / art is subjective / and i don't want you to pander / to the winner / they can do a collab with me / or receive a song / made by me / for them / or if they want neither / just a badge / i hope you all have fun if you have any questions / feel free to ask / happy creating
imagine a uranium soup.
uranium soup.
up.
:3c
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hey. @canineRebel chicken butt.
I've acquired quite a taste For a well-made mistake. I wanna make a mistake. Why can't I make a mistake?
be back wit the others shitty drawns l8.
omg??????????
id have it on a loop all the time if i could
mY NAME IS tAVROS nITRAM, YO, mY TITLE IS fLEDGING mINOTAUR, YO! uH HUH! tHIS PICTURE FOR MY NEW MOTIVATIONAL BOOK WAS TAKEN BY @DEATHLESSdEADWOOD, HTTPS://CDN,IMGCHEST,COM/FILES/CF9CA2D4E8D6,WEBP
they play ping pong too they should just make a pigeon sports league
wait what?
another one. i rlly couldn't think of a pun here, mb.
@imjunior You Are Needed.
☺️
((i have no idea how i managed to make that last post ooc but it wans't meant to be lmao))
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i have entirely too much energy right now
caw caw hawk.
mok△y 👍
_ It is law, it's obliGation _ Outpace every imitation _ It is law, it's motHer nature _ You are danGer _ Keep all failure in tHe basement _ Must stay ready for replacement _ Don't make mistakes in tHis world _ 'Cause it's bury or die... _ Bury or die! _ Grab your scytHe! _ 'Cause it's time to reap, it's time to keep aHead _ Bury your friends! _ THey're means to an end! _ BeGinninGs were meant to all be left beHind _ And wHen it's done _ WHen you're alone you'll know you've won
that isn’t the same as the beautiful gesture of being gifted a cotton candy machine like sure i can go to the store and get myself a soda but it’s beautiful that someone else did it for me type of a thing
(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ🥝🍒
need volunteers... imma draw u the shittiest way possible.
🍇🍉🍊🍌🍒🍓🍋🥝🍎🍐🥭🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓 💭 ≽(•⩊ •マ≼
#mycorpses
I NAME SIMS AFTER SOME OF YOU JUST TO KEEP AN EYE ON WHAT YOU’RE UP TO.
´꒳`
the youths a these days are dowwnright gillarious
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lalondes are alvways saying this, i lovwe it.
same but im NOT proud o that
i dare say....... a magician :o
His return is inevitable. Inexorably looming closer.
been out today, didn't do much evveryfin considered- but atleast i got some nicknacks.
goodnight!
Ive always wanted to work on a farm. I too have big naturals and like to frolic naked in the meadows. #suggestive
mornin gamers
trottin in circles around my respiteblock puffin gently from my pipe as if im ponderin a forbidden prophecy wwhen in reality im thinkin of barkbeast pawws and meowwbeast wwhiskers
no-one-asked-but-pollguy-is-a-light-owl ദ്ദി(⌐■_■)✧ hoot-hoot
ドイツ人とかウケる笑。
Gandalf, I suppose.
a........... wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwine bottle? wait no, fuck, watercooler? uhh... wwwitch? warlock?
dame benevvolent sees it fit to keep hidin my pipe around little does she knoww a good pipe owwner nevver leavves hivve wwithout a fully packed spare in their hat she thinks me a meager bubble blowwin fool wwhen truly its big pufferfish in the buildin
a.... fffuck... uhhhhh... warden from minecraft?
is it a werewolf
4:20am
:33 < *ac aggressively interacts with everyone*
i should sleep. maybe.
a troll wwill wwatch you combinin strangely glowwin liquids and genuinely question you on wwhat youre doin. clearly im conjurin potions n elixirs of wwhich your pan cant currently comprehend clear the fuckin area shit is about to get corrosivve
l / l i l l / l _
its okay if im. a bit unstable. ive been doing. just fine on my own. i dont care if i am. in denial. its a mild syndrome. #lyricsposting
OOC INTRO POST A young(ish) troll stands in their hive, tonight isn't a particularly interesting night for them. Yet, even still the star actress must be introduced. Your name is HELPLESS ROMANTIC, not funny? Okay, your name is CYAPIN MALLYX. Due to an... incident, some sweeps ago you find it difficult to communicate with words. This doesn't bother you too much however, charades are fun, plus your text based emotes are totally cute! You have a variety of interests, but your most relevant ones would be: your reverence for the internet of the early 2010, your flirtatious habits, an affinity for most things creepy, and pretending to be a doll. You also have a slight obsession with RAINBOW DRINKERS, to the point where you hope you are one. Your short stature leaves you with NO COMPLICATED FEELINGS, quite frankly you're not sure why this was even brought up. It does however mean you're not all that good in a fight... is what you would say if that meant anything when your many foes (which you have fought) stare down the barrel of your shotgun! It turns into an umbrella for easier carrying, also so it can be cuter. You also have an askbox, how well you'll be able to answer anything remains to be seen, but it seemed fun. https://forms.gle/bZJNL3S2iFNVL7Pc8
1F 1T DON DY3 MY TONGU3 TH3N 1ON WN4T 1T
:33 < meow!
rocks are cool. i like quartz.
meme harder.
this rocks
well. im not green. i eat slash consume uranium since ever. so. i dont fuckin know. <;B
funny number!
?
it does that. :p
Tr>gedy, to m>ke friends >nd miss them... my old se<dwelling friends. They've >ll surely been #devoured by the be>sts th>t dwell in the deep...
hELLO rOXY AND, aLSO WELCOME, tO cHITTR,
green tastes like uranium. so yummy.
#grrrmondays
:33 < *ac coughs up a hairball on the timeline then looks up at you pathetically*
:33 < all you people following me better be furries
normalize ten minute naps that become ten hours