Okay so now that my planet is invaded by trolls maybe can like someone help me from here un-invade it because this is really getting scary now
They're talking about homestuck on the news and like talking about how the troll emperor of alternifuckistan is talking to the president and world leaders. Hahah he has to talk to TRUMP. Okay that is actually a punsihment too
I thought you were doing important things?? But I just saw you on tv looking at your phone!!! Fucking dipshit!!!!!!!!!

yoU shoUld... probably keep the H word to a minimum on here? it might Upset the balance of things. even now, my eyes gloss over it, as though i'm not meant to know what it is! i'll even likely forget this whole interaction... which is not pleasant!
You know a troll came into my universe and then invaded it!!! It's not my fault that reality is bending in weird ways. I'm trying to be nice to you because you're not mean and you probably have nothing to do with this but it's a lot to deal with right now. I'm erally sorry

water Under the bridge, ES!

jUst... be caUtioUs, is all i ask.
It's a really messed up situation and I am using #substance s at the momemnt so maybe when I awaken it willl be some real weird dream I had.


