Dave just sent me a photo of herself after ignoring me for two hours and all she said was "what playing slime rancher for two hours straight does to a gal". She was fucking sobbing in the photo btw. What did Slime Rancher do to her?
nah first person pov 3d action game with lesbos is slime rancher stardew is topdown 2d traditional farming sim with social aspects shits like comparing animal crossing to bugsnax superficial similarities but squinting harder and approaching a distance lesser than zip codes and you immediately see they are way different
the gilded ginger is a super rare bullshit un-plantable vegetable exclusively found in the glass desert an endgame area two gilded gingers spawn at five in the fucking am every in-game day across seventy four goddamn possible spawn points you only have roughly 20 in-game hours to find them before they despawn you cant fucking plant them so you've got to hunt for them they are needed for achievements and for completionism which you know my ass is all about your only hint where they are is a light little sparkle sfx and a fucking lucky break spotting them
it has a story for you to discover as you go about a dude who was there before you and the gal you play as is a long way from home and drifting away from someone they really cared about but it's all in letters and random diary entries so you get the full experience of being all alone on the ranch and reading these letters and feeling more and more disconnected from people you love
highest praise you coulda paid me actually reading my name youre a real one for that big d
to rep my man david e here its also worth noting that like the person who you drifted apart from was mad into your shit like dogs sniffing butts into one another but you both had different priorities in life and stuff fizzled out your volunteering for this ranching position puts you countless eons away from one another whole ass lightyears to infinity and be gone but the feelings remain
hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! jeez you are suchhh a hater. :/ i literally printed out a map of all the gilged ginger locations and everything!!!! we edited the audio so they sounded like nirnroots!!!!!! what more do you freaking want. XP !!!!!
more gilged ginger whatever the fuck that is that shit sounds boss as fuck
bleeeeeeeehhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XP XP XP XP!!!!!!! get puppylicked into oblivion on dvd you jerk!!!!!!