@titularTerror R. Lalonde THREATENS paparazzi after having #Meltdown reported on! #DramaAlert #ComplacencyoftheLearned https://i.postimg.cc/TYZkcNqF/85BC7421-E8F8-47B6-A141-1597FBC82C6B.jpg

Harold, I know that’s you back there cobbling these farces together. Do not risk finding out what else I know. Retract these at once.
guys what the fuck im not even getting paid how does she know my name

It’s moreso the fact that this is clearly not me this is the disgraced talk show host Ellen DeGeneres with poorly doctored lipstick. I don’t even own that shade!

Retract this statement and I will not leak your internet history to your mother Carol, Harold.

@cotlLawyer WAKE UP

Fine. Out of the goodness and pity of my bleeding heart I will not expose you as you have so readily exposed others. You are lucky I’m not some megalomaniacal cancer patient with access to many warehouses and a tricycle-riding puppet. Next time though, would you PLEASE make the lipstick a true black.



