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They tried to put me in a blender once #factual

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[IRON MAIDEN] <[Oops! I don't control it, HUN! No hard feelings, RIGHT?]

What

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[TICKLE TORTURE] <[Excuse my QUIRK betrayal. Permission to use your IDEA in our SHOW? It's okay if you say no, we're gonna do it ANYWAY!]

[CRUCIFIXION] <[Oh my god this one is even worse.]

Lawsuit. Pay me

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[STONING] <[Ha! DODGE!]

Dodge this. 🪨

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[SNAKE PIT] <[Jokes on you, I am actually QUITE GOOD at dodging stones! Sometimes we test our new traps on ME! Anyway, that's IMPRESSIVE. We're HIRING, by the way.]

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I will do it for a cashew.

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[RAZOR] <[CONGRATS on getting a JOB!]

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