Krid Redirts
@totallyTactical
I work in space, don't expect smooth replies.
Fighting random nerds on the internet is a good pass time when flying through space. Just thought I'd get that out there.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WELL I BUILT MY 3 SPACESHIPS IN THE SPAN OF 1 YEAR. THAT'S A LOT FASTER THAN YOUR BUILD TIME!! SURE THEY BLEW UP BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T COMPLETE THEIR OVERLY BADASS DESIGNS. }
No wonder. Faster doesn't always mean better. Perhaps work on the functionality before you start working on the "Badass design". Speaking of, what did the ships look like? Were they even build for space?
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { ONE WAS A MOTHERFUCKING SKULL WITH 7 HORNS ON IT AND ROCKETS ON THE BACK. THE OTHER TWO WERE MORE STUPID BECAUSE SOMEONE A TOLD ME A SKULL WOULDN'T WORK, BUT THESE ONE'S DIDN'T WORK EITHER SO HAHA FUCK THEM FOR LYING. }
A skull with 7 horns on it. And rockets. And you thought that would work. I'm surprised you've made it this far without dying or something. Congrats.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WELL THERE'S LITTLE TO NO AIR FRICTION IN SPACE SO A SKULL WITH 7 HORNS WOULD BE FUCKING BADASS IF YOU SAW IT COMING TOWARDS YOU AND FIRING LAZERS OUT OF IT'S EYESOCKETS. }
I suppose I can't argue with that, even if it is a little over the top. Though if you try it again, perhaps try putting it on a ship that will actually work.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I AM GOING TO PIRATE 17 BOOKS ABOUT SPACE AERODYNAMICS AND SHIT AND BE THE BEST SPACESHIP ENGINEER IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY, JUST YOU WAIT, KRID REDIRTS OF TOTALLYTACTICAL FAME!! }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I DON'T DISAPPOINT, I DISDISAPPOINT!! IF I WERE A HUMAN, DISDISAPPOINTMENT WOULD BE MY MIDDLE NAME. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I AM MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON CHITTER.ING. GREETINGS, TROLLS, HUMANS, AND WHATEVER OTHER ALIEN FUCKERS EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND!! I AM MACHINER GORMLESS. AKA DOCTOROBOTICIZER GORMLESS, BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I HAVE ALL OF THE CERTIFICATIONS TO DOCTOROBOTICIZE. YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO QUESTION IT. I BUILD BIG FUCKING ROBOTS. PREHISTORIC DINOBEAST ROBOTS. WITH BIG FUCKING BOOBS. IT'S TACTICAL. BECAUSE THEY BLOCK MISSILES AND SHIT WHEN I SEND THEM ON PATROL TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE UP AND COMING GORMLESS EMPIRE!!! I WILL BE ON TOP OF THIS SITE WITHIN THE HOUR, JUST YOU WAIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! #NSFW #GORMLESSEMPIRE }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { GORMLESS IS AN ESTEEMED ANCESTRAL TITLE AS INHERITED FROM MY VERY OWN ANCESTOR: THE WORLD FAMOUS DOCTOROBOTICIZER KNOWN AS: AND HE IS A REALLY COOL GUY: NAMED: HE IS REALLY GREAT: THUMBSON GORMLESS!! }
Thumbson... That's so stupid. I should send a pirate robot over to bully you for that.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I DO NOT TAKE KINDLY TO BULLIES YOU KNOW. I BUILT AN UN-BULLY-BOT ONCE, WHICH FIEND-KNUCKLED THE GANDERBULBS OF THOSE WHOM I HAD DEEMED MY MORTAL ENEMIES. }
Well I'd like to see what kind of robot you make to fend off the one I will be sending to you. And maybe name it something cooler than "Un-Bully-Bot". That is also very stupid. You need to look for cooler names.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I HAVE SOMETHING FAR COOLER, THEN. UN-BULLY-BOT.... **2** REALLY FUCKING RAD. AND IT WILL NOT BE STOPPED. }
This fucking sucks, man. Go use a dictionary to look at cool words to turn into cool names. I hope you know that I am giving you a thumbs down.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { DAUNTING STUPEFYING. THE NEW NAME OF MY CREATION. IT'S BASICALLY "AWESOME AWESOME" PUT THROUGH A THESAURUS, BECAUSE IT'S TWICE THE AWESOME. }
My god, man. At least it's better. But that doesn't mean it's good still. It's just better than the last one. It's a mouthful and the fact that it just means "Awesome" twice is very cheesy.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { "ASTOUNDING SPECTACULAR STUNNING" THEN! IT'S AWESOME **3** TIMES!! }
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hello chittr! do any of you like the stars? ⋆˙⟡
Stars are cool. I see them all the time where I'm at. Do not send robots at them though. The robots will not make it back.
are the stars too hot for theM? or do they not surViVe the journey to theM to begin With? ⋆˙⟡
Stars are too hot. I will have to figure out how to upgrade my robots better or just forget exploring the stars closer.
if you eVer need help figuring it out, i aM happy to offer What inforMation i haVe. ⋆˙⟡
>[ 10 they call me a memb-r of the 3 fidgete-rs the way i wield 3 fidget spinn-rs at once. 20 do not qu-stion how i hold a third one despite only possess-ng 2 hands. 30 it's a fidgete-r trade secret. ];
I am interested in the fidgeteer trade secret. For my pet robot. My pet robot is interested. I am not.
>[ 10 you have to first mast-r wield-ng one, and then two fidget spinn-rs. 20 great mast-r troll roronoa zoro would know a th-ng or two about that, worth look-ng up. ];